Yesterday, Amy Winehouse fainted at her home and was promptly taken to the hospital, where she remains today for observation. We can only imagine that means that she's being held in a glass cage while children eat cotton candy and point and say, "Wot's it doing now? Why is that skinny gorilla scratching itself like that, Mummy?" The BBC reports:
Amy Winehouse remains in hospital in London after fainting at home on Monday afternoon, with tests on the singer so far proving ìinconclusiveî.
ìShe seems to be fine in herself, but they are taking their time to be sure,î her spokesman said.
Winehouse had been ìdoing adminî when she fell ill but ìquickly recoveredî.
Her managerís assistant had stopped her falling and Ms Winehouseís father, Mitch, had taken her to hospital ìas a precautionî, the spokesman added. After receiving treatment, she stayed at the London Clinic for observation.
It's great that she can smoke 18 crack rocks and down a bottle of Valium with a quart of Sambuca and then shoot drain opener into her veins and people will let her sleep it off and then film it, but she faints once and it's off to the ICU. We're not doctors or anything, but we're willing to bet that the mass of her beehive finally outweighed that of her body and she just wasn't able to remain upright.
