Amy Winehouse is Doing Great II

Coy enchantress Amy Winehouse is still in the hospital, and despite earlier reports that she was suffering from tuberculosis, she now has a different diagnosis. But don't worry; it's still something associated with the old and infirm: emphysema! According to The Daily Mail, Amy's dad Mitch Winehouse said:

"She's covered in nicotine patches. The only thing that can go into her lungs are fresh air . . . She faces a stark choice - either she sticks to it or she won't sing again. The doctors have said that if she had continued the way she was going she could have ended up an invalid - she wouldn't have been able to breathe. With smoking the crack cocaine and the cigarettes her lungs are all gunked up. There are nodules around the chest and dark marks. She's got 70 percent lung capacity."

Hey, that doesn't sound so bad. 70 percent, man, that's a solid C minus.

Related Topics: Amy Winehouse, ailing celebs, drugs

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This could be a lesson to the kids not to smoke either crack or cigarettes.

 Posted by: Pete | June 23, 2008 08:00 PM

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