We post a lot of bikini pictures here at CelebNewsWire. Bikinis, nipples, chair cheeks–this is our milieu. Never do we feel quite so at home as when we down our morning cup of our own urine, fire up the ole ColecoVision, and settle down to share some nice photographs of celebrities in skimpy spandex. Today, we bring to you possibly the most exciting and enchanting star bikini pictures yet–Amy Winehouse. Is it the dreaded-up yarn weave in a do-rag, the grandpa tattoos, or the ballet flat perma-stains that turn our pupils into comical beating hearts and make our wieners go boing? We know not, but a seductress hasn't had this effect on us since the halcyon days of Loni Anderson.
Oh, and to compare and contrast, here's the other end of the spectrum. Elle MacPherson in a bikini. You may want to have a small paper bag or garbage pail or some other sort of container handy, because when you scroll down to view these pictures, the sheer hideousness of Elle in a bikini may cause reverse peristalsis and involuntary projectile chucking. You may even crap yourself a little. It's been known to happen with Gorgons, and Elle (shudder) MacPherson is not too far away from that. Just look at her. Just look! Vomitorium!
What the Elle? There's more (naked) MacPherson at MrSkin.com.
3 Comments
Wanna drink wine from her house!!!
Amy's starvation pot-belly is worrying. She looks like a starving child.
I don't know any thing about this guy Blae , but I have Amy sing and man sh eis something now and refreshing to the music scene. I think she is great
As far as her alleged bad habitts and drug and alchol use , I dont know what to say other then most artistic geniues thru time have ahd these afflections maybe it goes with it
I like to just sit back and listen t o her sing valwrie and groove
and if ya mok me on my bad spelling I will put a fukin curse on ya so be fukin care ful
snappy