Crack in the mornin', crack in the evenin', crack at suppertime. When crack is on a bagel, you can eat crack any time. This is the philosophy to which hive-headed songbird Amy Winehouse subscribes, according to her former personal assistant/pet weiner Alex Haines, who spilled the beans about his life with Amy in the respected paper News of the World. A few choice tidbits:
Alex Haines tells how the singer smoked CRACK for BREAKFAST from pipes she made out of drinks bottles as she blew £3,500 a week on drugs in her darkest hours. She was so desperate for every last bit she even frantically scraped the residue out with a SCREWDRIVER so it wouldnít be wasted.
He also reveals how the once painfully thin diva was a secret BULIMICóliving on McDonalds and up to 10 Crunchie bars at a time. She even used HIS TOOTHBRUSH to make herself THROW UP afterwards.
And Alex, her former personal assistant, details their marathon romps while hubby Blake Fielder Civil was inside. He says: ìIt was like having my own little porn star. Amy was so dirtyóshe wanted sex all the time. We did it four or five times a day and sheíd even wake me up for it. She was addicted to sex like she was to drugs.î
Alex recalls: ìAt one party Amy wanted to prove she was used to cocaine. So she did a line that was 20 CENTIMETRES LONG to show she was a big user.
That doesn't really rival the "Ozzy Osbourne snorted ants" story from the beloved classic Motley Crue: Behind the Music, but it's a nice effort nonetheless. Though we can't really picture Ozzy being described as "my own little porn star" or barfing up McRibs with a Reach, so advantage: Winehouse, we guess.
