YAY! Finally! New Amy Winehouse Song!

Amy Winehouse's charming husband, her Blake Incarcerated, pleaded guilty to beating up a barkeep and then bribing a witness. Another thing he's guilty of: being a total jive turkey. News of the World was contacted by a former friend of Winehouse and husband Blake Fielder-Civil and given a stack of photos and a video. A stirring sequel to its moving predecessor, Amy Winehouse Smokes Crack, the newly-released tape features our favorite lesion-mugged songbird debuting her new single, "Blacks, Pakis, Gooks and Nips":

A word to the wise, Amy: when someone says, "I'm not filming this! I swear on your life! I'm not filming!" while aiming a video camera at your face, uhhhh, they're probably filming. Furthermore, we never thought anyone could pull off an update or remake of the musical classic "Chinese, Japanese, Dirty Knees, Look at These", but once again, Amy makes it work--eye-pulling and boob-indicating intact. Grammys all around!