What with her estrangement from stoat-like husband Blake Fielder-Civil and her exile on the isle of St. Lucia, soul-singin' hivehead Amy Winehouse has been doing a fairly nice job of keeping herself out of trouble the past few weeks. Only now the celeb has been snapped wandering around the beach with an open, weeping sore. And that marks the first time anyone has ever written that sentence about someone other than Shauna Sand or Paris Hilton. In a piece cleverly titled "Rasta Pasta Disasta", The Sun writes:
AMY WINEHOUSE suffered agonising burns to her leg as she cooked pasta for local chums on a Caribbean island, it emerged last night.
The Back To Black singer, 25, had an accident while rustling up a meal in the sun-kissed paradise of St Lucia. Pals said a kitchen pot tipped over, dousing her with scalding water. But Amy made no attempt to cover the scars before calmly wandering down a beach in denim hotpants. Her wounds ó covered in sand ó looked as though they needed a good clean as she walked shoeless in a skimpy red top.
One holidaymaker said: "Amyís wounds looked so painfully sore ó she really should cover them up or get herself under an umbrella. They were covered in sand too. We couldnít believe she wasnít keeling over in pain."
But Amyís spokesman Kirk Sommer said: "Sheís not in a lot of pain, sheís just letting it breathe."
Although a cooking accident sounds like a more plausible excuse than the one given last night on Entertainment Tonightóthe above picture with the caption "Amy Winehouse: LEPROSY?"ówe can think of five things involving Amy Winehouse and fire that don't involve macaroni. One is a crack pipe. Two is a bong. Three is a bowl. Four is a heroin spoon. Five is sparklers. Yaaaaayyyyy, sparklers!
