The beautiful and talented and oh, did we mention beautiful? Miss Amy Winehouse personified English grace, charm and modesty on Wednesday night with a quiet evening out with friends in London. According to The Sun:
[Amy Winehouse], is to be quizzed by police after claims she headbutted a Good Samaritan who hailed her a cab outside a bar. Amy, said to have punched a second victim in the face, sank to a horrific new low while high on Class A drugs. Onlookers told how the married singer also snogged a mystery fella at a nightspot and shocked punters by overturning tables and drinks. She was later seen smoking drugs in the street, walked into a lamppost, and riled a cabbie by paying only HALF her promised fare home.
Today, she apparently cried all the way to the police station after her people picked her up and drove her to her questioning. Honestly, she has nothing to worry about. It's England–the country that would only put Pete Doherty in jail after his 43rd drug arrest. At most, the bobbies will say, "Tut tut, then, missus!" and give her a cookie. Or a "biscuit", as it were. If she gets sent to trial, she and the judge can have a wig-off.
UPDATE: Forget questioning, they straight-up arrested her! Maybe that headbutt was more serious than we thought. After all, her hair probably weighs more than a cannonball and is twice as hard.
