Remember a couple years ago when you went to see Mean Girls under the guise that your niece begged and begged until you gave in? And remember how you felt really guilty staring at Lindsay Lohan's breasts for the entire hour and a half because you had just seen The Parent Trap on cable and you couldn't stop thinking that Lindsay was still twelve? And remember how when the guilt would overcome you and you'd try to find something else to focus your attention on you'd just see more teenage boobs taunting you? Well, we've got good news for you. None of those girls are actually in high school. And while they might not like to uncover their cooches as often as Lindsay, before long you will have seen the entire cast in some state of undress. And, yes, that does include Tim Meadows.
We've all seen Lindsay's fire(less)crotch. We've also seen Rachel McAdams doff her top a few times. Some of us have even seen Amanda Seyfried showing her scones. Now thanks to the dashing and virile Egotastic we can add Amy Poehler's right riblet to that list.
What's that you say? The picture's too grainy and not alluring enough? For you ungrateful bastards looking a gift boob in the nipple, we'll throw in a little Lacey Chabert in Maxim, all sexy (though non-nude) and professionally lit and everything.
You see that, Tina Fey? That there's a challenge. You better arrange a Fijian vacation and forget to pack your bikini top real soon. Unless you want to rely on Alec Baldwin's Golden Globe nomination to save 30 Rock.
Find more Lacey Maxim goodness at the handsome and manly Hollywood Tuna.
Lacey shares more of the sexy at MrSkin.com.
