The pregnancy epidemic is spreading like wildfires across the western U.S.! No one is safe from the mutant strain of semen that is penetrating the ova of the rich and famous! Your Earth diaphragms are useless against their powers! Bwahahahahahaha! Anyway. SNL comedienne Amy Poehler has announced that she is knocked up by her husband, Arrested Development dude Will Arnett. Reports Us:
Baby Mama star Amy Poehler is not only pregnant on the big screen ó she's expecting in real life, too.
Her rep confirms to Usmagazine.com that the actress, 36, and her husband, actor Will Arnett, are expecting their first child this fall.
"I'm great with kids," Poehler recently told New York's Daily News. "I think I'm still a big giant kid. I understand them and usually we're the same size. I think I understand the way they look up at the world. I get it."
Funniest baby ever. That kid is going to grow up and be so hilarious that he will win the heart of Shiloh Jolie-Pitt. And then they, in turn, will make babies of their own. Babies so beautiful and humorous that they will steal the attention of every vaguely attractive human being on the planet. And the rest of us will die alone, unfunny and ugly, surrounded by our own filth and negative self-worth. Thanks a heap, stupid Poehler fetus.
Amy Poehler at MrSkin.com? Oh yes. Yes she is.
