We’re going to see a lot more of Amy Winehouse coming up. By that we mean that she’s planning on getting plasticine balloons shoved inside her butt cheeks, making them R. Crumb worthy. The Daily Mail reports:
Amy Winehouse spent £35,000 on a breast enlargement [and] boosted her bust from a 32B to a 32D, but she’s is now said to be hooked on surgery and planning another breast enlargement and even bum implants.
‘Amy loves her boobs,’ a source [said]. ‘She thinks by having another operation and bum implants that she will achieve her dream pin-up look.’
This is actually a good idea. That beehive is probably pretty top-heavy, and a comically huge ass will act as a sort of cantilever and anchor Amy firmly in place. Not to mention capture the fancy of Ice-T.
