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  • amy_winehouse_lipsAmy Winehouse has traded needles in the arm for needles in the boobs and lips. (The Blemish)
  • Rachel Bilson sports Gwyneth Paltrow-style greaseball legs in Flaunt. (Yeeeah!)
  • James Gandolfini assaulted a paparazzo. Sadly, he later found out that the photog was not, in fact, carrying any nachos on him so it was all for naught. (Anything Hollywood)
  • Strap on your lucite and jump into a puddle of bronzer–it’s the Shauna Sand sex tape preview! (Nudography)
  • Tom isn’t the only Cruise who likes a phallic object in the mouth. (Allie Is Wired)
  • Kelly Brook places crumpets over her crumpets. Then we will eat dunk them in our milk. And other gross metaphors. (Mr. Skin)
  • Australia is pissssssed about Britney Spears lip synching. (Amy Grindhouse).
  • Chris Martin calls Kate Bosworth Gwyneth’s “younger version”. And then he porked her. (Celebitchy)
  • Sandra Bullock in custody battle for porn star’s kid. God, that sentence was awesome. (Hollywood Gossip)
  • Michael Lohan wants to release more Lindsay tapes. Yeah, that’ll help. (Pop on the Pop)
  • Stop being an asshole and be our pal on Facebook.

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