Amanda Seyfried’s Boobs Will Make You Forget that Chick with the Tattoos

Even though Jennifer’s Body (yes, that again) bombed, no one seems to be giving up on it, pushing the hell out of Megan Fox and her supposed sexiness. But we’ve had enough, dammit! We will not fall for your attempts to make Megan Fox the new Angelina Jolie. (OK, we won’t fall for it anymore.) So instead, we’ll focus on your shitty movie’s other star, the one who’s not all tease. While Megan Fox has been overexposing herself without ever exposing herself, Amanda Seyfried has sat back with a big grin, thinking, “That girl? She’ll be gone in a year, maybe two, and I’ll be starring in Oscar winning films and getting praise for my talent and my beauty. And my naked boobies. Those will help.” Because unlike Megan, Amanda is up for nudity. Must be all that time spent with polygamists. Those people are crazy sexy. It’s just nudity all day long with them. Once they’re inside, those denim-and-lace dresses hit the floor. Anyway, here’s Amanda Seyfried’s really awesome cleavage in GQ. Down with Megan! Up with Amanda! Up with titties! Up with dongs!