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Alyssa Milano's Dugout Is Closed

alyssa_milano_baseball_bat.jpgFor all you baseball players past and present who read CelebNewsWire, please take note: Alyssa Milano's vagina is no longer receptive to your meaty forearms and chaw-stuffed cheeks. After a long run of dating sluggers like Brad Penny and Tom Glavine, major leaguers are banned from getting their mitts (haw haw!!!) all over her. Reports the nice people at IMDb:

Alyssa Milano has sworn off dating baseball players, because they are too childish. She says, "They are grown men playing a little boy's sport. That makes them childish."

The actress, who has designed a range of Major League Baseball-approved sportswear and has her own baseball blog, admits she's such a huge fan of the sport, she dreams up game scenarios when she's trying to get to sleep.

She adds, "My stress reliever is usually baseball. In fact, sometimes when I can't sleep – because my mind is racing – I close my eyes and think about being at the stadium. I create game-winning situations. I think of the sound of the bat cracking. And you know what? It usually works."

That's so weird because usually dudes crack a bat when thinking about Alyssa Milano and are forced to daydream about baseball to "relax". It's like an O. Henry story.

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2 Comments

  1. finnigan
    Posted July 15, 2008 at 4:33 pm | Permalink

    Glavine and Penny are pitchers, so the talk about "sluggers" and "cracking bats" is not quite on point.

  2. Kerry Wells
    Posted July 15, 2008 at 4:45 pm | Permalink

    You may have the name Tom Glavine wrong//////////////

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