We usually don't get behind causes, mostly because we're too busy looking at boobies to really care about anything else, but PETA is an organization that really understands us. They say, "Hey, look at this pretty naked lady. She's hot, right? You like that, don't you?" And then there's something about animals or something. We can't really remember. The latest to shed her threads for her furry friends is Alicia Silverstone. This time there's no catchy slogan like "I'd rather go naked than wear fur," just Alicia naked and dripping wet in a swimming pool. Which is supposed to somehow make you not want to eat meat. We don't really follow the logic there, but you can see Alicia's ass, so who really cares? Also, there's a bit of ironic subtext going on, as all you're going to want to do when presented with Alicia's bare bum is to slather it in A1 sauce and take a big bite out of it. So unless Alicia's trying to say, "Don't cows, eat people," we're a bit confused. But, hey, look: butt crack!
