Ali Larter Dives for Spare Change

Contrary to popular belief, CelebNewsWire isn't just scabies and poop jokes. No, we have a philosophical mind and we often ponder weighty issues. What is the meaning of life? Are we humans alone in the universe? If there is a very thin white string of cotton stretched taut across a bunghole, is that nudity? We haven't figured out the first two, but on that last question, we're going with no. Which is why these upskirt pics of Heroes star Ali Larter's ass cheeks dangling out of the back of her skirt are on the front page instead of hidden under a cut. If your boss gives you jive about looking at these pictures at work, just silently point to the butt floss, then point to your eyes, then point to your boss, then point to your butt, then point to your boss's butt, then flip the bird. He'll get the picture.