Hot Pink Pudenda on Parade

Not to be outdone by her model brethren ponying up they biz in Purple, Victoria’s Secret star Alessandra Ambrosio downward dogged on a beach in a bikini. For what purpose? As far as we can tell, she was creating some braille so that her sight-challenged fans could enjoy her work. If you run your finger over her camel toe, it reads “demi cup Bio-Fit uplift lightly padded with adjustable back closure now on sale.”