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Ah, Gay Paree!

The L Word! Ellen and Portia! Mischa on The O.C.! Yes indeedy, America just loves its cuddly lesbians! Paris Hilton kinda hitches her Magic-Tanned car to the tuna taco tango train, and further explains the recent hacked Sidekick pics in which she's seen engaging in topless lesbionic canoodling with some random person of the lady persuasion.

The gal snuggling up to Paris's souvenir-sized Eiffel Towers in the pics is lovely MTV Latin America VJ Eglantina Zingg, whom Paris charmingly refers to as "Egplant Dike Ass [sic]" in her Sidekick notes. Although Paris and Eglantina can be observed smooching steamily through a Vaseline-smeared camera lens, P insists it was perfectly innocent and all in good fun. She tells US Weekly: "We were joking around at a photo shoot for a magazine. It wasn't sexual . . . But it's scary that someone out there can get into your private device." And if there is anyone who knows a lot about an ongoing parade of random people slipping into her private device, it's Paris.

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