Hollywood was awash with shed mucus plugs this weekend–Rodeo Drive crushed under a rolling tsunami of afterbirth and Grauman's Chinese buried under placenta 7 feet deep. Both Nicole Richie and Christina Aguilera shat brats from their crotches this weekend. Yeeeah! has the scoop, via People:
Nicole Richie and her rocker boyfriend Joel Madden are the parents of a daughter. Harlow Winter Kate Madden was born Friday at Cedars-Sinai Medical Center and weighed 6 lbs. 7 oz.
Christina Aguilera and Jordan Bratman welcomed a baby boy on Saturday at 10:05 p.m. Max Liron Bratman [weighed] 6 lbs., 2 oz. and 20.5 inches [and] arrived late on Saturday night in L.A.
We'll call this one a draw. Nicole's spawn crossed the finish line first, but Christina's baby wins the battle of the bulge. And in showbiz, that's the most important thing. Little Harlot Madden's isn't even a week old and she's already doing squats with the medicine ball to fit into her slinky christening gown.
