During a recent performance (following that Jay-Z offering we just told you about) Paris Hilton puked while on stage. And, no, that's not a euphemism for her vocal abilities.
Like most good stories, this one begins with a bottle of Grey Goose, Jay-Z, and the cast of Scrubs. MSNBC spins this yarn:
To paraphrase Paris Hilton: thatís not hot.
The partying heiress was performing in Las Vegas, when she ìpukedî on stage, according to crooner Joshua Radin.
Radin was visiting Vegas with the cast of ìScrubsî and went to a nightclub to hear Jay-Z perform.
ìParis Hilton Öwas sitting next to me the whole night. Seriously, next to me, like our legs were touching for a good 5 hours,î Radin wrote on his MySpace site. ìNow donít get the wrong idea. She never once said hello, nor even looked in my direction. Five hours. And it was unreal to watch. She must have pulled a compact out of her bag every 6 minutes to stare at herself and pose while Jay-Z was performing 18 inches from us.î
When Jay-Z left the stage, according to Radin, it was Hiltonís moment. ìParis, who had been swilling straight vodka from [a] Grey Goose bottle for hours, gets up on stage, has the people in charge throw her ërecordí on the house stereo for her to lip sync two of her songs,î writes Radin. ìShe gets up on the stage, pukes, leaves. . . I find the music business charming.î
Sure Paris can't hold her liquor, has no sense of dignity or decorum, and thinks the earth contains nothing but herself, a few Greek shipping heirs, and a couple dozen slutty-nurse Halloween costumes, but this tale also stresses a few of Paris's admirable qualities. She is able to sit patiently for five hours (Seriously, why was Jay-Z performing for five hours? Paris should really be commended for her endurance.) while not distracting her fellow concert-goers with petty small talk, her "Stars Are Blind" ringtone announcing a text message every three and half minutes, or whimpering "When is it my turn to go up on that stage thingy?" She's a hero in our time, really.
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