Adrianne Curry is America’s First Next Top Model and Mrs. Peter Brady, so as far as reality royalty goes, she’s Prince Albert. In a can. And speaking of cans, she got on Twitter just like Jessica Simpson but instead of issuing a plea to a hungry coyote, she posted a couple of first-person view pictures of her new boobs in a bikini at the beach. Although from this angle, it kind of looks a bit like the butt-end of a mollusk with particularly bronzed antennae sliming its way along a post-apocalyptic sandscape, it’s still a nice shot of her plastic surgeon’s work. Who knew that the little TV boy in the striped shirt who uttered “pork chopsh and appleshaush” would grow up to choose such a consort? Guess that tiki head wasn’t bad luck after all.
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Best abuse of technology I’ve ever seen!