All you pervos fantasizing about sticking it into a virgin can go back to watching Hannah Montana reruns now, because the world's most famous intact hymen, Adriana Lima, got hitched. So presumably she then had sex. Unless she married Gary Coleman, but that's about as likely as her marrying you. Says People:
An engagement ring on her birthday and a secret marriage on Valentine's Day ñ who knew jocks could be so romantic!Adriana Lima, a Brazilian supermodel and a Victoria's Secret Angel, eloped with NBA star Marko Jaric on Feb. 14 in Jackson Hole, Wyo., in a small, private civil ceremony, PEOPLE confirms exclusively.
"We are so excited about our future together," says Lima. "And we are really looking forward to a big romantic wedding this summer with all of our friends and family."
The pair, who want their next wedding celebration in Brazil or Jaric's native Serbia, met in 2006 and were engaged last June on Lima's 27th birthday.
"I was not the person to fall in love easily," Jaric, 29, who plays for the Minnesota Timberwolves, told PEOPLE last March. "I am a difficult person from that standpoint. Now, it's a little different situation."
Nuts. Now you'll never get to poke your pork in a virgin supermodel. And you were so close, dude!
