The novelty of a fleshy South American supermodel frequently seen in her underwear yet untouched by human dongs is about to become a thing of the past–Victoria's Secret star and virgin Adriana Lima is about to have her cherry busted. She and her boyfriend of nine months, a half-McDreamy-half-Keanu hybrid called Marko Jaric, are engaged. People mag reports:
"He asked and she said yes. They are both incredibly happy and couldn't be more in love," says publicist James Weir.
Jaric is a Minnesota Timberwolf, which apparently is some sort of professional basketball player and not an actual Timberwolf. Which is probably a good thing, since virginity loss can sometimes be a bloody occasion and were she to lose her maidenhead to an actual timberwolf, it might devour her.
