Aaron Carter Shirtless Returns, with a Whole Lot of Weed

Over the years here at CelebNewsWire we have collected a few nuggets of truth. For example: Claymates get really, really pissy when you call their idol a wussy little dildo who gets beat up by girls, Lindsay Lohan has pretty great knockers, and there is a select, determined group of individuals somewhere on the planet who wants nothing more out of life than to see AARON CARTER SHIRTLESS. Although it has slipped a bit lower on the list in recent months, there was a time in CNW history when that particular phrase popped up consistently in our top ten searched phrases, higher than Lindsay Lohan nude or Britney Spears upskirt. We've hoped that at some point one of these sad, lonely people looking for pictures of AARON CARTER SHIRTLESS would contact us and let us peer into their fractured psyche, but we've had no such luck. So today when we learned that Aaron had been busted for pot, we decided to bait these searchers, try to make them come out of hiding by posting one of our favorite photos of AARON CARTER SHIRTLESS. And of course he's smoking the weed, so it ties in to the part that is actually news. That's because we are true journalists. Or maybe that was true sadists. It was something that ends in ist. We can never remember.