Ever wanted to play with Mariah Carey? Sure you have. Who hasn't? Ever wanted to gently caress her? Take off her bra and panties? Certainly. How about stroking her hair? Ever wanted to do that? Yes? OK, how about picking out her outfits? Shaving her head? Popping off her head and hiding Nerds and gumballs inside? Your prayers have been answered: the Mariah doll is comin right atcha.
Mariah Carey is reportedly having 300 dolls made in her image. No word on whether or not they're the blowup variety, but the mini Mimis will almost certainly have a voice-command chip and do her evil bidding. Each little handcrafted diva will be an exact replica of everyone's favorite warbling Glitterfly, from her flowing highlighted locks to a tiny diamante–yes! Diamante!–butterfly ring. A snitch told the UK's Daily Mirror:
"There'll only be 300 of them and while they're supposed to be for kids, they're likely to become instant collectors' items."
Translation: sorry, kids, your new Mariah doll is not a playing-with toy. She goes in Daddy's special case for grownup toys, with her other doll friends, Cher Barbie and Barbra Streisand Patch Kid.
Mariah's a real doll at MrSkin.com. Not a RealDoll, though. That would just be crazy.
