Yesterday, Michael Brown resigned from his trophy position heading up FEMA, and all the little babies incubating in the wombs of showbiz ladies caught wind and decided it was finally safe to enter the world. Photo spreads in People with the headline "Oh Baby!" TK.
First up: Britney Spears was reported to have pooped out Lurlene Crystal-Jo London Preston Federline this weekend, but as it turned out, the reports are false and the fetus remains wedged in her belly, safe from its father's unemployed, dirty-nailed, butterfingery mitts.
Saturday Night Live writer and all-around neato lady Tina Fey gave birth to a Mean Girl named Alice on Monday. Marc Liepis, SNL's spokesman, said that mother and daughter are "Safe, home, happy, thrilled to death." They died? OH NO!
Finally, supermodel Heidi Klum reportedly became a supermom for the second time this morning, expelling the spawn of Seal–a boy–from her highly attractive and bankable groinage. Heidi's spokesperson eschewed the usual "over the moon, delirious with joy" talk and instead told Entertainment Tonight that Heidi "hopefully will be ready for the Emmys," which air this coming Sunday. Nice to see everyone has their priorities in order.
Hot mama Britney, at MrSkin.com.
If you're not Fey, you'll look at Tina at MrSkin.com.
Heidi Klum likes to be nekkid at MrSkin.com.
