And now world-renowned actor f@&^ing crazy motherf@&^er James Woods will explain why you were unable to be fulfilled by two Ashton Kutcher vehicles hitting screens on the same day:
I look at movies and theyíre all so f@&^ing terrible. People ask, ëWhy arenít movies more successful?í Itís really a simple answer: Itís because they stink. Three simple words: Because they f@&^ing stink. Thatís four words, but you canít write the f@&^ing word. They stink, they stink, they stink, whatís wrong with you? They stink. Do better movies. Ö Finally, I saw a good movie ñ ëThe Departed.' And look what it took: It took Marty Scorsese, Matt Damon, Mark Wahlberg, Leonardo DiCaprio, Jack Nicholson, (screenwriter) Bill Monahan ñ and itís based on another movie.
Those are pretty strong words coming from a man who starred in Another Day in Paradise and Scary Movie 2.
F@&^ing James Woods at f@&^ing MaleStars.com.