So how was your weekend? Did you rent March of the Penguins yet again and coo over how cute the frigid little things are and then spend five hours on eBay trying to find a real stuffed penguin that you could love and cuddle before settling on a used pocket vagina that–let's face it–you will get far more use out of anyway? Well, you didn't have nearly as much fun as Johnny Knoxville and Luke Wilson.
Johnny took time away from not tossing Jessica Simpson's salad to meet up with Luke in a New York dive bar last Friday. A spy told Page Six that they both
"seemed completely out of their minds. On Johnny's way out, he flipped out on a guy who called him a peach and threw the guy into a table, which broke in two. He then hit himself in his own head, as if trying to sober himself up."
After presumably sleeping one off on Saturday, the puffy pair joined up again on Sunday afternoon for some pool and more boozin'. They both chatted up the lowest level of celebrity prey, the non-famous woman. Shocking! Scandalous! We should revoke their SAG cards! Wilson, being the less smooth of the Stallion Brothers, struck out then left the bar without paying his check and was rustled up by the barkeep to fork over some of his My Dog Skip residuals. Bet those penguins and that pocket pussy are looking pretty damn good right now.
Neither Johnny Knoxville nor Luke Wilson are at MaleStars.com, but they've both been in movies with Selma Blair. She's pretty. And naked at MrSkin.com
