The season of giving and sharing is upon us. Even big-name Hollywood actresses, notorious for spending all their money on cashmere toilet paper and mink tampons are getting into the spirit, unwrapping their bazooms to bestow their nipples upon needy children. It's a copious cornucopia of nipples. It's a horn o' plenty of nipples. It's horny plenty of nipples. Nipples. Nipples, nipples, nipples.
OK, technically, Naomi Watts's boob buttons are not naked here, but they goddamn may as well be. These were taken on the set of her remake of King Kong, before she fell quite a ways into a ditch and, according to reports, was "nearly paralyzed". Watts cited her practice of yoga as the reason she escaped injury. Who knew that doing the down dog or the flying crane while plummeting a hundred feet into a trench could save one from paralysis or death? Naomi Watts did, apparently.
We're not even going to bother trying to introduce that "Fergie" gargoyle from the Black Eyed Peas anymore because you know how we feel about her. But it's been brought to our attention that the vast majority of American men do not care if your face is quickly sliding headlong into Jocelyn Wildenstein territory and you've urinated all over yourself if you have large cans and one of them bursts out of your bodice, so, hey, knock yourselves out. See if we care. You sick freaks.
Courteney Cox has a rodentlike spouse, a snigger-worthy last name, and enough residuals from her cancelled television show that she need never work again. She's also got a lovely figure, considering she's 68 years old and had a baby and had her skeleton removed and replaced with balsa wood during a particularly heated battle with Jennifer Aniston for the title of Most Featherweight Friend.
Kelly Hu's claim to fame is that she starred in a movie with The Rock. Impressive? Certainly, but to maintain that kind of hotter-than-grease-in-the-griddle superstardom, you need to break out your Hawaiian hooters once in a while. Mission accomplished.
See Naomi Watts's lightbulbs at MrSkin.com.
Fergie's got a nude review there, too, you betcha.
Courteney's cans? MrSkin.com's got 'em.
Kelly Hu's no Ho, but she does have a nude review happening.
