The alluring, monster-hootered never-nude Scarlett Johansson has a rep as a classy lassie. So it makes sense that she's been named as the face of Moet & Chandon champagne. Just like it would make sense if Chris Brown was named the face of assholism or Fergie was named the face of Denny Johnson's Crystal Meth Snack n' Shack. Our pals at Celebitchy say:
Scarlett is the first celebrity spokesperson for the champagne house. Moetís president FrÈdÈric Cumenal said in a speech at the party last week ìScarlett Johansson was the obvious choice as our ambassador because she, like Moet, has a magical story to tell and makes people dream. She is a true icon of celebration – refreshingly spontaneous, generous, glamorous and she lives life to the fullest both on-screen and off.î
Lives life to the fullest indeed. Who knew that unsanitarily screwing Benicio del Toro in an elevator shaft could lead to a multi-million dollar advertising gig? Or, in our personal case, that screwing Pete Doherty in a Hardee's walk-in freezer could lead to multi-millions of genital sores.
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