50 Cent Makes Paris Hilton Cry

That 50 Cent is a smart man. He's somehow found a way to be a "hard" "gangsta" and still have white, suburban, middle-aged moms say, "Oh, I love that Fiddy, he's so charming." He made enough cash off of a beverage deal to keep his great-great-great-great grandkids in floor-length chinchilla coats and doorags. And he has a disdain for Paris Hilton, like all sensible humans should. The San Francisco Chronicle reports:

Rap superstar 50 Cent kicked Paris Hilton offstage and reduced her to tears during a pre-Super Bowl concert on Thursday.

Hilton hosted the bash for 944 magazine in Scottsdale, Ariz., and was stunned when the headliner turned on her.

The two star attractions have been romantically linked in the past, but there was no love lost when Hilton tried to steal the show.

After 50 Cent name checked her during his performance, Hilton climbed onstage to dance, but was promptly told to "Get the [bleep] off the stage" by the angry star.

Onlookers tell Page Six the outburst prompted Hilton to break down in tears, which was captured on film by photographers at the event.

We see that picture up there of Paris crying, but we still don't buy this. It would mean that Paris could not only detect when someone was being shitty to her, but also that she has feelings. And we'd always assumed that someone could spit in her face and call her a goat-fucking whore and she'd still think they wanted her autograph. At least that's what happened when WE spit in Paris's face and called her a goat-fucking whore. We still have the autographed 8x10 hanging next to our desk: "Deer CelbNewWyre, You're hot! XOXO Paris".

Find more pics of Paris trying to steal Fiddy's thunder at The Superficial.