So you're planning a wedding, or a lavish dinner party, or a fundraiser of some sort, yes? And it's time to hire the entertainment. Magicians are too corny, belly dancers are soooo 1998, Glass Tiger are all booked up, and clowns don't provide the phone-throwing white rage your soiree guests crave. What to do? Why, hire Russell Crowe's band of course.
Sad but true: Crowe is so hard up for gigs that he's whoring his band, the charmingly-monikered 30 Odd Foot of Grunts, to the highest bidder. (Uh, didn't they break up?) For the low low low price of $900,000 (that's under a mil, folks!) plus airfare, five star hotel accommodations, and other expenses, you can have the Grunts perform at your function. But act now, because the band's schedule, according to his flack, is filling up fast:
"His diary is a moving beast."
W-what does that mean? We know Russell is a lumbering oaf, but his diary? At any rate, only $900,000? That's actually a pretty amazing deal. Only $30,000 per square foot of grunt.
Russell will make you Crowe (after he beats the crud out of you) at MaleStars.com.
