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The Jewel Takes a Mate (08/08/08)
Tara Reid: Reality Show Reject (08/08/08)
Two! Two Lily Allen Nip Slips! Ah-Hah-Hah! (08/08/08)
Joss Stone: Headbutting Butthead (08/08/08)
CNW Junk Drawer: Supa Dupa Krupa (08/07/08)
She Is Nude-iful, No Matter What They Say (08/07/08)
Jennifer Aniston Is Pregnant! Pregnant with Spite. (08/07/08)
Project Topless (08/06/08)
Jenna Jameson Has Something New Stuck in Her Woman Parts (08/06/08)
Britney Spears To Show Her Pussycat. No, Britney Spears To STAR IN Pussycat. (08/06/08)
Cindy Crawford Drops Top; Floats Boats (08/06/08)
Where's Your B.U.M. Equipment Shirt, Katie? (08/06/08)
Charlie Sheen Pays Doctor Bill in Nickels (08/06/08)
Hey Cancer, You Suck (08/04/08)
The Jolie-Pitt Twins Say Hello! to All You People (08/04/08)
Kate Hudson and Chris Robinson: One More Time, with Feeling (08/04/08)
In Expected News: Ryan Adams Was a Jerk To Mandy Moore (08/04/08)
This Photo Does Not Arouse Any Suspicions (08/04/08)
"Naked Pics", "Evidence", It's All the Same Thing (08/01/08)
Knox and Vivienne Get Their First Multi-Million-Dollar Paycheck (08/01/08)
Jessica Biel Loves Barbells More Than Brewskis (08/01/08)
Kim Kardashian Gives a Great Cone Job (08/01/08)
CNW Junk Drawer: Slip n' Slide (07/31/08)
Carmen Electra Is Wiggly (07/31/08)
Sam Ronson Adorns Herself with Dicks (07/31/08)
Sharon Stone Sued by China (07/31/08)
Dude Guards Britney Spears's Body. Annnnnnd How. (07/31/08)
Britney Spears Buys a New Hot Bod (07/30/08)
Kate Hudson and Lance Armstrong No Longer Livingstrong (07/30/08)
Look Mom, No Hat! (07/30/08)
Ryan Seacrest Bitten by a Shark (07/30/08)
Minnie Driver and the Curious Case of the Sandy Dildo (07/30/08)
Someone Slipped Wino a Mickey (07/30/08)
Did Shia Slip Grenier's Girl La Beef? (07/29/08)
Naomi Campbell Gives New Meaning to the Term "Suck Face" (07/29/08)
LiLo and SamRo Prefer the Back Exit (07/29/08)
Rebecca Romijn Hops on the Twin Train (Traijn?) (07/29/08)
The Golden Age of Cate Blanchett's Bazooms (07/29/08)
Shannen Doherty: You Betta Reco'nize (07/28/08)
Something Evil's Lurking in the Dark (07/28/08)
Blake Lively Slips Her mam der Woodsen (07/28/08)
Shia LaBeouf Spreads Beefy Goodness All Over La Brea (07/28/08)
Madonna Is a Ghost Writer (Not a Ghost Rider; That's Nicolas Cage) (07/28/08)
Get Shrieky over Emmanuelle Chriqui in Lingerie (07/25/08)
The World Is Still a Vampire (07/25/08)
Knox and Vivienne Jolie-Pitt Have Bar Codes (07/25/08)
Amy Weedhouse (07/25/08)
Finally! Dustin Diamond To Reveal Secrets of Saved by the Bell! (07/25/08)
Michelle Williams Takes a Bite of Drew Barrymore's Leftovers (07/24/08)
G-Men Take Away Anne Hathaway's Princess Diaries (07/24/08)
Lindsay Lohan Is Up to Her Wrist in Ronson (07/24/08)
Sienna Miller's Pubes Restored with the Magic of CGI (07/24/08)
CNW Junk Drawer: Funky Monk-y (07/23/08)
Lohan is Grow-han (07/23/08)
Since When Is Nathan Lane a Redhead? (07/23/08)
Matthew McConaughey and the Tribal, Pukey Pecker (07/23/08)
You're In Flavor Country (07/22/08)
Brooke Hogan Sez: Voting Is Lame (07/22/08)
Beatman (07/22/08)
Jessica Simpson and Madonna Sex Tape! Jessica Simpson and Madonna Sex Tape? (07/21/08)
Dawson=Awesome. Rosario Gets Cleavy in a Bikini. (07/21/08)
Britney Spears Attends Something Other Than a Gas Station Toilet (07/21/08)
Breakups of the Rich and Buxom (07/21/08)
Jordan: Budding Movie-Mogul Genius (07/21/08)
Spears Vs. Federline no Kramer vs. Kramer (07/18/08)
Mischa Barton Takes ShirtOFF for NylON (07/18/08)
Jennifer Garner Incubating Another Spawn (07/18/08)
England Finally Admits Pete Doherty Is Not Upstanding Citizen, Issues Warrant for His Arrest (07/18/08)
CNW Junk Drawer: Lisa, Kelly, or Jessie? (07/17/08)
Kirsten Dunst Desires Duo of Dudes (07/17/08)
Claire Danes: A Total Square (07/17/08)
Hayden Panettiere Sings Song; Wears Shoes (07/17/08)
Katherine Heigl Gets Her Comeuppance (07/17/08)
Verizon Presents: Pam & Tommy Lee, the Sequel (07/16/08)
Helen Mirren Puts the "Sex" in "Sexagenarian" (07/16/08)
An Honor-ary Scientologist? (07/16/08)
Paris Hilton: Not a Bastion of Truth (07/16/08)
Alyssa Milano's Dugout Is Closed (07/15/08)
Nicole Kidman Gives It Away for Free (07/15/08)
JLo's Baby-Clothes Budget: Eighty Bajillion Dollars (07/15/08)
Selma Blair Makes Out with Plastic (07/15/08)
Move Over Shiloh; You've Got Some Competition (07/14/08)
Sienna Miller and Balthazar Getty Know How to Keep It on the DL (07/14/08)
Miley Cyrus's Crack Gets Hacked (07/14/08)
Single White Female: Here Comes Paris (07/14/08)
Janice Dickinson Is an Angel from Heaven (07/14/08)
Julianne Will Never Stop Showing her Cans (07/11/08)
Ri-Ri Won't Bust out Her Chi-Chis (07/11/08)
Madonna Struck Out with Jose Canseco (07/11/08)
Million Dollar Baby(s) (07/11/08)
Hell, Boy, It's Selma Blair's 2 (07/10/08)
Britney Spears and Madonna To Get Sticky & Sweet (07/10/08)
Apple and Moses, Meet Your New Brother, Chewbacca (07/10/08)
Just Beat It, and You'll Get the Right Stuff (07/10/08)
SamRo Buys LiLo Ring. Related: DJs Pull a Lot More Bank Than We Thought (07/09/08)
No Cage Match for Jessica Simpson and Pam Anderson (07/09/08)
Punch Drunk Pubes (07/09/08)
Is Maria Sharapova Lying Sharap-unda Camilla Belle? (07/09/08)
CNW Junk Drawer: The Fox and the Hound Camel (07/09/08)
Ellen Degeneres is a Top; Portia de Rossi is a Topless (07/08/08)
Drew and Mac Guy CtrlAltDel Their Romance (07/08/08)
Nicole Kidman Sez: In Your Face, Xenu! (07/08/08)
McSpawnaghey (07/08/08)
Oh Say, Can You See Marisa Miller's Butt? Yes. (07/07/08)
Kidman Has Kid, Man (07/07/08)
Madonna Ruins (Someone Else's) Marriage, Kisses Gwyneth (07/07/08)
Nicole and Lionel: Those Rowdy Richies (07/07/08)
Who Wore It Best? (07/07/08)
Jessica Simpson's Boobs Win (07/03/08)
Megan Fox Bags BAG (07/03/08)
Aniston Misses Jolie Fued, Starts Catfight with Kimbo Stewart (07/03/08)
Uptown Girl Vs. Porntown Guy (07/03/08)
Booze-Starved Wild Wino on the Loose! (07/03/08)
Audrina Patridge To Bare Her Hills in Into the Blue 2? (07/02/08)
Rose and Rodriguez: Ruined over Rubles (07/02/08)
Deep Inside the Ronhans (07/02/08)
World Still Waiting for Twingelinas (07/02/08)
Everything's Fine! See? Just Fine! (07/02/08)
Journey to the Center of Britney's Jungle (07/01/08)
Madonna Gets the Rod from A-Rod, Burned by Bernhard (07/01/08)
Brangelina Birthin' Babies? (07/01/08)
Megan Fox: More than Meets the Eye; Diva in Disguise (07/01/08)
CNW Junk Drawer: Heidi Christ, Superstar (07/01/08)
Emmy Rossum OK with Showing her Naked Rackum (06/30/08)
Sienna Miller and the Oil Heir (No, Not Brandon Davis) (06/30/08)
LiLo's Half Sis--Figment of Daddy's Attention-Seeking Imagination? (06/30/08)
Whore: the Other White Meat (06/30/08)
Xtina's Xtremely Xpansive Xtremities (06/27/08)
Jenny Lo Gets Sued (06/27/08)
Get Cookin' with Nicole Richie (06/27/08)
Reese and Jake Live in Sin. Boring, Boring Sin (06/27/08)
Hogan Ogles Best (06/26/08)
The Old Man and the Olsen (06/26/08)
"And When Daddy Says 'Go Cry to Your Bald Mom,' How Does That Make You Feel?" (06/26/08)
Mini Meat (06/26/08)
Keira Knightley + Mom = One Hot Sex Scene (06/25/08)
Sienna Miller Stuffs (06/25/08)
Jerry Springer Gives Final Thought to Kate Moss (06/25/08)
Billie Piper Thinks Nudity Will Ruin Career, Is Wrong (06/24/08)
Miranda Kerr Topless. Orlando Bloom Bottomless. (06/24/08)
"Do I Make You Horny, Baby Bobby?" (06/24/08)
CNW Junk Drawer: Plaid Party Till You Puke (06/24/08)
"And This Is the Bustier Mommy Wore When She Spread Her Legs on the White Fur Rug" (06/23/08)
Burnt Sienna (06/23/08)
If You Want Some Booby and You're Very Hungry, Come On, Sugar, Whip it Out (06/23/08)
Papa Joe Did Not Measure Jessica's Pubescent Pontoons (06/23/08)
Amy Winehouse is Doing Great II (06/23/08)
Tits Knightley Talks About Her Naked Tits (06/20/08)
Megan Fox's Job Description: Look Hot (06/20/08)
Amy Winehouse is Doing Great (06/20/08)
Paris Hilton Suffering from Ganja Gut (06/20/08)
Lindsay Lohan Has a Job (06/20/08)
Ring-hanna (06/19/08)
Break Out the Moonshine and Celebrate the Birth of Another Baby Spears (06/19/08)
Or, What Happens When You Acquit R. Kelly (06/19/08)
Sex and the Titty Job (06/19/08)
Sienna Miller Trades Rhys for Rhys (06/19/08)
Liv Tyler Sad She's Not As Pretty As Edward Norton (06/18/08)
Megan Fox Has a Naked . . . . . . . . . . . Finger (06/18/08)
Stop Everything: Matthew McConaughey Has Lost His Flip Flop (06/18/08)
CNW Junk Drawer: An Emmy's Just Like a Razzie, Right? (06/18/08)
Veronica Mars in Her Underdrawz (06/17/08)
Katherine Heigl Stops Bitching and Gets Beaching (06/17/08)
Anne Hathaway Ditches Her D-Bag (06/17/08)
Maybe She Should Have Asked for a Pussy (06/17/08)
Amy Winehouse Is a Delicate Blossom (06/17/08)
Double Trouble for Kate Beckinsale's Butt (06/16/08)
Denise Richards + Nudity = Career Resurgence? (06/16/08)
Angelina Jolie: She'll Cut You! She'll Cut You Good! (06/16/08)
There's Only Room Enough on this Magazine Cover for ONE Jennifer (06/16/08)
Mischa Barton: Boots n' Boobs (06/13/08)
Pam and Tommy Lee: Three Boobs Together Again (06/13/08)
Adriana Lima Excited to Wed; Fiance Excited to Finally "Tap Dat" (06/13/08)
Joel and Nicole To Make Threesome with God (06/13/08)
Fetuses Make Brangelina Horny (06/12/08)
Madonna's Brother Is Very Loyal--To His Paycheck (06/12/08)
Happy You Can Marry Your Gay Lover? Thank Tila Tequila. (06/12/08)
Heigl Blames Writers for Craptastic Season (06/12/08)
Dick Fiends! (06/12/08)
Ryder Robinson: Boob Man (06/12/08)
Hey, Look. It's Kim Kardashian's Ass, Part 578 (06/11/08)
Please Send Mariah Carey Presents; She's in Loooove (06/11/08)
Reality TV To Help Nicole Richie Find New Nicole Richie (06/11/08)
Hulk Hogan Inserts Foot Into Mouth. Linda Hogan Inserts Teen Into Mouth. (06/11/08)
Get an Inter-pole (06/10/08)
Madonna Ditches Ritchie, Probably Half of Riches (06/10/08)
Spelling Spilling from Womb; Campbell Threatens Same (06/10/08)
Yo Ho Ho and a Bottle of Barley Water! Arrrgh! (06/10/08)
CNW Junk Drawer: CBT (06/10/08)
Hell To the No: Bobby Brown's Son Says LiLo Was His Tenderoni (06/09/08)
All Rise for the Honor-able Baby Alba-Warren (06/09/08)
Jamie Spears To KFed: "Do My Daughter Again, I'll Give You Millions" (06/09/08)
YAY! Finally! New Amy Winehouse Song! (06/09/08)
Woody Allen Sez: "If You Like Sex, Don't See My Movie" (06/06/08)
Kate Beckinsale Trumpets Her Vaginal Excellence (06/06/08)
Anne Hathaway Shares Her "Pink" with Steve Carrell (06/06/08)
Hayden Panettiere Once Had a Gay Old Time (06/06/08)
Kate's Anatomy (06/05/08)
Britney To Frolic with Different Kind of Pussy (06/05/08)
Xtina Fights for Her Right to Party (06/05/08)
Nepotism Never Looked So Sexy (06/05/08)
Hazellnuts (06/04/08)
Babies Make Christina Aguilera Feel Sexy (06/04/08)
Jessica Simpson Sets the Worldest Lamest Record (06/04/08)
CNW Junk Drawer: Rhys Is in Pieces (06/04/08)
Christina Aguilera Enjoys Life (06/03/08)
TimBielake Hops on Wedding Bandwagon (06/03/08)
CNW Hollywood Heathwatch Update (06/03/08)
EXLUSIVE! CNW Goes Backstage at the MTV Movie Awards (06/02/08)
Christina Aguilera Has Large Shoes and a Comically Tiny Car (06/02/08)
Bad News, Bears: Tatum O'Neal Arrested (06/02/08)
A Double Shot of Brangelina Baby Love? (05/30/08)
Junior Claymates: Assemble! (05/30/08)
Steven Tyler Can't Walk This Way Very Well (05/30/08)
The Smell of 2000 Flushes = Hollywood's Aphrodisiac (05/29/08)
Confirmed: Pete Wentz Into Ashlee's Vagina Sans Condom (05/29/08)
CNW Junk Drawer: Hopelessly Devoted to Food (05/29/08)
Amanda Peet Likes the Baloney Pony Slip 'n' Slide (05/28/08)
Cirque Lodge: The New Hotspot for Celebs Who Aren't Addicted to Anything! (05/28/08)
Don't Mess with Sharon Stone's Buddies, or an Entire Region Will Perish (05/28/08)
Jennifer Aniston Must Have Had Really Boring Sex Before John Mayer (05/27/08)
Lindsay's Goin' To Dollywood and She's Gonna Get Marr-ar-aried (05/27/08)
R.I.P. Sydney Pollack (05/27/08)
"Prostitute-Tranny-Infested Sperm" (05/23/08)
Lilo + SamRo = 4-Ever (05/23/08)
Eva Mendes Addicted To Acting, Not Booze (05/23/08)
Jessica Simpson Bungles Romo-ance Via Braff and Leto (05/23/08)
Sharon's Got Stones (05/22/08)
Denise Richards Wants Charlie Sheen's Sperm, Money (05/22/08)
The Parent Trap 2, Featuring Lindsay Lohan and Courtney Love (05/22/08)
Winonu? Keana? Kwineonu? (05/22/08)
Dude Looks Like a Druggie? (05/22/08)
Cammy D Thinks Sex Is Pretty Neat (05/21/08)
Jennifer Aniston Cures Heartbreak with Gigantic Trouser Torpedo (05/21/08)
Sienna Wants Rhys to Exit, Stage Left (05/21/08)
Castor Oil and Never Mind the Pollux Jolie-Pitt (05/21/08)
CNW Junk Drawer: Still Big (05/21/08)
We Now Pronounce You Cash and Wife (05/20/08)
Gwyneth Paltrow Recaptures Youth by Flashing Boob (05/20/08)
Oops, She Did Tit Again (05/20/08)
Lindsay Lohan and the Case of the Filched Fur (05/20/08)
Jude Law Searches for Lost Career Inside Kimbo Stewart's Mouth (05/20/08)
Angelina Jolies Slays Pets and Shirts (05/19/08)
Lily Allen Covers up Her Bangers, Airs out Her Gash (05/19/08)
Ashlee and Pete Slide Down the Rabbit Hole of Domestic Bliss (05/19/08)
Kate Hudson Learns How To Live Strong (05/19/08)
Kim Kardashian Gets Wet (05/16/08)
Wiggin' Out: 1 Night in Britney (05/16/08)
'Son and 'Son Split (05/16/08)
Famous People Do Nothing, Get Paid (05/16/08)
Gossip Girl's Blake Lively in a Bikini OMFG LOL WTF BBQ (05/15/08)
Nicole Richie's Man Slinks Home, Stinking of Firecrotch (05/15/08)
Jack Black Ruins Angelina Jolie's Wombly Secret (05/15/08)
Anne Heche Broke Like MC Hammer (05/15/08)
Nikki Cox Is Different Somehow (05/15/08)
Sticky Cristina Lesbo-moan-a (05/14/08)
Sexica Alba Talks Sex (05/14/08)
Finally We Can Talk About Engagements That Don't Involve Ashlee Simpson (05/14/08)
CNW Junk Drawer: "If I Was Cyclops and You Were Jean Grey" (05/14/08)
Sienna Miller Hates Nudity, Takes off Top Anyway (05/13/08)
Pregnant with a Smoke Baby (05/13/08)
Ashlee and Petee: Nuptials Are Nigh! (05/13/08)
Jennifer Lopez: Career Killer (05/13/08)
Stoned Temple Pilot Flies the Coop (05/13/08)
David Silver Puts His Thingie Into This (05/12/08)
Kim Cattrall Returns for Sex and the Titty (05/12/08)
Tweenmate of the Month (05/12/08)
Lindsay, Lesbians, and Leggings (05/12/08)
Sex Kitten with a Sex Kit (05/09/08)
Britney and Kevin: Horny for the Phoney (05/09/08)
No One Willing To Catch Lindsay Lohan's Cooties (05/09/08)
Paris Trades Nip Slips for Marvin Gardens (05/09/08)
C'mon! Vogue! Let Your Feet Rub the Boobies! (05/08/08)
Talking About Your Cellulite: Hollywood's Newest Trend! (05/08/08)
Walk This Way . . . to Divorce Court? (05/08/08)
Ashlee Simpson Growing Two Succulent Babies--in Her Shirt (05/08/08)
The English Bobbies Have Cracked the Case! (05/08/08)
That '70s Boob (05/07/08)
Madonna Tries Something Completely Different (05/07/08)
Dina Lohan Becomes Even More Beautiful (05/07/08)
CNW Junk Drawer: Megan Fox Gets Plump (05/07/08)
Mischa Barton Sunbathes Topless; Laughs in Face of Aussie Ozone Hole (05/06/08)
Scarlett Johansson Nabs a Canadian (05/06/08)
Jennifer + John + TLA 4-Ever!!!!!!!!! (05/06/08)
Jay-Z, Mariah Carey Prepare for the Inevitable (05/06/08)
Kristen Bell Is Naked; Not Cute (05/05/08)
Bai Ling Cranks It So That You May Spanks It (05/05/08)
Megan Fox Has More In Common With Winona Ryder Than Just a Penchant for Dating Lame-os (05/05/08)
Lindsay Lohan To Bring Her Boobs To the Tube (05/05/08)
Nicole Richie Wishes Hyde Offered Babysitting (05/05/08)
Suri Cruise Washes That Gray Right Outta Her Hair (05/05/08)
Jessica Alba Provides Milky Nourishment for Your Eyes (05/02/08)
Amy Smart: Non-Stop Titmaker (05/02/08)
In Related News: Mariah Carey's New Album Is in Stores Now! (05/02/08)
Britney Spears: The Human Incarnation of The Money Pit (05/02/08)
Keeley Hazell's Gone Nuts Once Again (05/01/08)
Angelina Jolie Is a Heroin(e) (05/01/08)
B to the Izz-A B to the Izz-Y (05/01/08)
The Glitterfly Takes a Groom (05/01/08)
Katie Holmes Goes to Camp (05/01/08)