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According to our cherished stats page, our readers are very, very interested in Antonella Barba. Specifically, you're interested in seeing Antonella Barba in various states of undress, and if Girls Gone Wild honcho/human spume Joe Francis has his way, you'll be seeing a lot of more of that in the future. Really, the only difference between lifting your duds for GGW and having your half-nudie pics leaked to the internet is that the latter requires 85% less alcohol and 100% more upsetting phone calls from your Aunt Madge who saw Nancy O'Dell introduce your crack on Access Hollywood. more »

• Just a reminder: Jennifer Love Hewitt still has enormous bewbs.

• Those pictures of AI's Antonella Barba smoking some dude's dork are fakes. But weep not, for it will still be entertaining to see the shame in her eyes as she belts out some Diane Warren song tonight.

• When we see a headline about Paris Hilton getting impounded, we generally take that to mean "in the butt", not her car.

• Naomi Watts is 100% with child. You know Nicole Kidman is seething with jealousy.

• Cameron Diaz's butt cleave threatens to devour her bikini bottoms in one chomp.

• Wolfgang Puck serves up a hearty lamb-and-hepatitis stew to half of Hollywood.

• Dannielynn Has Two Daddies.

• Britney's problem might be post-partum depression. Solution: make Jayden James pay.

• "It was a dark and stormy night. One of my streetwalking employees just sat on Bruce Willis's face." Breathtaking prose from a former Hollywood madam!

• Kate Moss continues to show excellent judgment by allowing Pete Doherty to move into her home. He brought with him a banjo, clothing, a gold record, and a big pile of crack.

• Lohan's got the DTs. Or she's just scared, whatever.

• You'll have to wait just a little bit longer to illegally download use your working and legitimate credit card to purchase a copy of the Kim Kardashian sex tape.

• Anna Nicole might have died from being loopy! Oh, wait, no. Lupus. Lupus.

We weren't planning on (un)covering the pics of American Idol contestant Antonella Barba in various states of semi-dress/with a hog in her maw, but you know what? Our high school years were spent covered in spitballs, "kick me" signs, and suicidal ideation, so when super-tanned and highlighted kids whose teenage years you know played out like a real life Mean Girls get their comeuppance, we must take note. And post the embarrassing pictures. And laugh. And point. And feel pretty good about ourselves. And then go home. And cry. And write poetry about having an empty soul. And saw at our wrists with rubber-handled safety scissors. more »