filed under: Anne Hathaway
August 01, 2008
"Naked Pics", "Evidence", It's All the Same Thing

The FBI are a pretty sick bunch. Not only have they been spending their lunch breaks huddled around lovely young actress
Anne Hathaway's Lisa Frank rainbow
diary, they decided that they needed some visuals to go along with the entries about which Sprouse twin is cuter: Cole or Dylan. Because they raided a storage locker belonging to her nogoodnik ex, Raffaelo Follieri. And came up with some naked pics of the actress. According to the Enquirer (via
Celebitchy):
The Enquirer has learned exclusively that her ex-lover Raffaello Follieri took naked photos of the actress. Follieri was arrested June 24 and charged with 11 counts of fraud and money laundering.
In additional to the naked photos he took of Anne, 25, he also prized a sizzling photo of her in black fishnet stockings, a garter belt and bustier that totally exposed her top. Follieri, 30, supposedly paid a very famous photographer to take that steamy shot.
The Enquirer learned that just recently, Anne’s brother Michael tried to gain access to a hidden storage room in the Bronx where Follieri had storied some of his and Anne’s belongings after he moved out of his apartment.
“Michael went to the storage facility, but was told he was a day late. The day before (July 15), FBI agents had removed numerous documents, photos and what were believed to be Anne’s diaries from the storage room. Michael was told that he could not get into the room or take anything out.”
Man, that must have been a hard call for Anne. "Allow my naked pictures to fall into the hands of the Feds OR give them to my
brother?" It would be a tough decision for anyone. Anyone except for Zeus and Hera! Hahahaha! Or perhaps Freyr and Freyja, amIright? Or how about Nephthys and Set? That Nephthys, what a little minx! Man, when it comes to comedy, just go with the classics: farting, slipping on banana peels, and incest in Egyptian folklore. Take my high priestess, please!
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July 24, 2008
G-Men Take Away Anne Hathaway's Princess Diaries

What's the down side to hooking up with a fraudulent, money-laundering (yeah, yeah, alleged, Mr. Lawyerman) jackhole? Once he gets caught the scary men in suits get to come to your house and take your diaries. Reports
The New York Daily News:
Anne Hathaway could be drawn deeper into the fraud scandal of her ex-boyfriend, Raffaello Follieri, now that FBI agents have seized the actress’ private journals, sources tell us.
The agents confiscated the intimate diaries of the “Devil Wears Prada” star during another raid on Follieri’s $37,500-a-month Trump Tower pad, according to the sources. Seeking to bolster their case against the dashing Italian, who has been charged with 11 counts of fraud and money laundering, agents are also said to have seized photos of Follieri with Bill and Hillary Clinton, Pope John Paul II, and John and Cindy McCain. Also confiscated were documents, watches, a Tiffany clock, an antique Bible and personal photos of Follieri and Hathaway.
Hathaway, who has been charged with no crime, has cut off all contact with the 30-year-old Follieri, say sources. While Follieri recently had associates return to Hathaway a $250,000 abstract painting that had hung in his pad, “she’s changed her numbers so he can’t reach her,” says a friend. “Raffaello has been trying to call her all the time.”
According to friends, he still wonders whether Hathaway, 25, helped put him behind bars. “He was in Europe, working on a deal,” says a source. “He didn’t have to come back to New York. He knew he was being investigated. But she kept calling him, saying they needed to resolve their future. A few days after his return, he was arrested.”
"Dear Diary, I think Nick Jonas is really dreamy, but don't tell anyone, it's a secret. I really, really, really, really hope that
Julie Andrews buys me a pony for my birthday. She hinted that my present would be big and hairy. I hope it's a pony! A light brown one that I'll call Butterscotch. Oh, that would be the bestest present any girl could ever get. I like Julie Andrews. She's nice. Except when she tells me to stand up straight. That's annoying. Oh, Diary, I must be going now.
Sleepover is playing on ABC Family and I think it's really funny to watch the parts with Steve Carell and laugh and laugh and then call him on the phone and recite them to him. He really hates that. Love, Anne." Yeah, those will be
really helpful.
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July 01, 2008
CNW Junk Drawer: Heidi Christ, Superstar

• Reality show star/monster
Heidi Montag promises to make a Christian album, compares herself to Jesus. "Because we both have really shiny hair and heal leopards," Heidi says. "That's what the poor people with zits are called, right?" (
Yeeeah!)
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Katherine Heigl downblouse cleavage shot. By the by, why is the term down
blouse? What an antiquated word. We don't say "upcrinoline". Though "crack above slacks" has a nice ring to it. (
Egotastic!)
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Anne Hathaway does not heed the rap world's advice to "stop snitchin'"; snitches. (
Flisted)
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Cameron Diaz is beginning to look a bit Wildensteinian. (
Cityrag)
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Eva Longoria gets plugged. Fireplugged, that is! (
The Blemish)
• Pharrell thinks tattoos and skin are like wallpaper. (
FemaleFirst)
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Lindsay Lohan and chick chum Samantha Ronson get cutesy together. (
CelebWarship)
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Zooey Deschanel is everyone's favorite. You there. Go. Look upon her in a swimsuit. (
Don't Link This)
• Bridget the Midget's nip slip proves that not ALL of her is tiny. (
Taxi Driver)
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Amy Winehouse hit a fan (and it felt like a kiss). (
Allie Is Wired)
• Eddie Murphy wants to retire from movies. Well, see ya. (
Daily Stab)
June 24, 2008
CNW Junk Drawer: Plaid Party Till You Puke

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Mary-Kate Olsen,
Nicole Richie and friends enjoy debaucherous party involving tons and tons of . . . plaid flannel? (
The Blemish)
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Britney Spears sex tape caps? We dunno, dudes. No Bagel Bite residue on anything, so . . . (
Yeeeah!)
• Mario Lopez kissed
Fergie and lived to tell the tale. (
Hollywire)
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Heather Locklear just checked herself before she wrecked herself. Naw, she checked herself into a clinic to deal with depression and other psychological issues. (
Faded Youth)
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Amy Winehouse is out of the hospital and bustin' loose! Lock up your crack pipes and your Final Net! (
CelebWarship)
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Hugh Hefner banged a lot of dames. And his sister-in-law. And a dude. (
Celebridiot)
• In case you were wondering,
Jennifer Lopez is still a joyless harridan asshole. (
D-listed)
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Pam Anderson bares her teeth, growls, and emits a fountain of champagne from her tit. (
Cityrag)
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Anne Hathway's now-
ex boyfriend just got popped for posing as the Vatican's financial officer. Ahahaha, whatta cutup! (
Daily Stab)
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Katherine Heigl ditches the
Huggabunch bikini in favor of the Rainbow Brite one. And pairs her UV rays with a few long hard drags off a cigarette. Cancerlicious! (
Drunken Stepfather)
June 18, 2008
CNW Junk Drawer: An Emmy's Just Like a Razzie, Right?

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Lindsay Lohan has pulled a Heigl and withdrawn her name from the Emmy race. To which the Emmy panel said, "OK. Sounds good. Who's Lindsay Lohan?" (
Celebitchy)
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Mickey Rourke takes his new face out to ogle some gay stripper's grape-smugglers. (
Yeeeah!)
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Keanu Reeves is seeing
China Chow. You're also seeing China Chow. Seeing her topless, that is. In related news, China Chow is not kibble for Chinese people that comes in a 15 lb bag. Who knew? (
Taxi Driver)
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Jennifer Lopez and Unfrozen Caveman Husband take their spawn out for some fresh air. (
Faded Youth)
• Forget danceoffs;
Mel B is getting her revenge on Eddie Murphy with an album called
Beverly Hills Cock. That sounds nice. (
Daily Stab)
• The many toups of
Jeremy Piven. (
Cityrag)
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Nicole Richie gets her Mrs. Roper on. (
Seriously OMG WTF?!)
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Gisele Bundchen speaks highly of beau
Tom Brady; says he "doesn't have a bad bone in his body." That's right, because his bad bone is in YOUR body. Swish! (
CelebWarship)
• Boil some water and get some clean sheets--
Britney's on her way to Lousiana to be there for Jamie-Lynn's birthin'! Wait a minute, we're talking about Spearses. Boil some Diet Mountain Dew and get some dirty sheets! (
The Hollywood Gossip)
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Puffy Dangle Doobie Diddle waxes his nutbag. It is imperative that we know this. (
The Blemish)
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Kate Moss dons a tasteful, maternal see-through dress to take her daughter for a stroll. (
Flisted)
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Anne Hathaway is all, "there once was a man from Nantucket." (
WENN)
June 17, 2008
Anne Hathaway Ditches Her D-Bag

We have never understood why pretty girls insist on dating scumbag losers. When you're as fair of skin and pouty of mouth as
Anne Hathaway, you should be dating a Swiss prince who showers you in diamonds and writes you love poems, not some slimy Italian "businessman" who writes bad checks and always seems to be about two weeks away from some sort of indictment. Anne is not the type of woman who needs to be visiting her boyfriend in prison; she should be visiting her boyfriend at his French château, where they will skinny-dip in the secluded infinity pool and then sip champagne in front of the fireplace. So it's a good thing that Anne has finally ditched longtime boyfriend Raffaello Follieri. According to
The Daily Mail:
The 25-year-old movie star ended her four year relationship with Italian-American businessman, 29, over the weekend.
The Brokeback Mountain star's decision follows over a year of scandal linked to Follieri.
Last week, it was reported his charity Follieri Foundation, which funded vaccination programmes in developing countries, was being investigated by the New York State Attorney General's Office.
An insider tells the Mail Online that Hathaway made the painful decision to end their relationship because of the effects his controversial business dealings could have on her career.
Hathaway served as a director on the charity's board until some time last year, with her rep saying: 'Since she is no longer associated with the foundation, why would you expect her to be familiar with all of this,' when asked about the investigation.
A source said: 'It's heartbreaking for her to dump him, and she's devastated that it's come to this, but she really didn't have a choice. His scandals were hurting her reputation.'
It's customary for the pretty girl of bad judgment to rebound with a safe, boring, reliable nice guy, but unfortunately Anne's found one who's already married:
During the making of Get Smart earlier last summer, Hathaway formed a friendship with co-star Steve Carell, who lent her a supportive ear during her problems with Follieri.
'She seemed to really be enjoying her freedom, and making new friends in L.A., especially Steve.'
Hathaway's split from Follieri may mean she finally moves to Hollywood, after years of insisting she would remain on the east coast to stay close to her beau.
A pal said: 'She seemed to really be enjoying her freedom, and making new friends in L.A., especially Steve.
'Anne really wants to find a guy like Steve, and if he weren't married, I have no doubt she would date him in a second.
'She's such a fan of his work she couldn't help but quote episodes of 'The Office' to him when they first met. She thinks he's amazing.
'Even though she loves being near her family, a move to Los Angeles could mean better roles, more money, and a better pool of potential boyfriends.'
2008's irresistible hearth-throb: Steve Carell? Anne recently
gushed: “Making out with him is like the yummiest lollipop,” while The Rock--oh, sorry,
Dwayne Johnson--said of
sucking Steve's face: "It was like--you know, you ever had, like a warm apple pie with that cold ice cream, too? And you find that balance, where you're like [utters disgusting sound]. Hey, it was great, it was great. Not too many men can say that. I had a nice big lip lock with Steve Carell. It was great." Are we missing something here? We're talking about Steve Carell, not George Clooney. He's not exactly the type to cause passing women to offer him their underwear. But he was able to star in an entire movie opposite Dane Cook and not punch him in the face (as far as we know), so that's something we guess.
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June 06, 2008
Anne Hathaway Shares Her "Pink" with Steve Carrell

Aw, so cute.
Anne Hathaway, with her wide-eyed, gazelle-like innocent beauty, thinks you kiss people by rubbing eyeballs together. According to Anne, she gave Steve Carrell pinkeye while kissing for the filming of
Get Smart. Anne explains:
"There was a health scare last year and a certain contact solution, I won't say the name of it but it was the one that I use - gave you conjunctivitis. I also had a sinus infection at the same time. So I had to go up to Steve, my eye is red, puffy and dripping green - I'm snotty and I'm just like 'Come here!'"
Wow. A woman forcefully strongarming you into getting intimate. You lean in, your stomach doing flip-flops like you were on a roller coaster, as you lean in closer and closer towards the festering, inflamed mucuous membrane leaking yellow and green pus. Knowing that you'll soon come in contact with that hideous, crusty area, and wondering if you'll come out alive. Congratulations, Steve Carrell, you just found out what it's like to have sex with
Paris HIlton.
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April 04, 2008
CNW Junk Drawer: Eatin' Kids, Beatin' Pigs

• Bite-sized
Heroes star
Hayden Panettiere volunteered at World Children's Day, where she proceeded to devour all the babies under age two and pick her teeth with their discarded, semi-gnawed rib bones. (
The Blemish)
• Even when you take away her hand-held communication devices and remove her from the vicinity of assistants,
Naomi Campbell will come out swinging and hissing and--yes--spitting. (
Yeeeah!)
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Brandon Davis, alias "Greasy Bear", aka "Fat Elvis", is no longer anti-Firecrotch. He's decided he hates black people and gays way more. (
TMZ)
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Angelina Jolie at a nubile sixteen! Before the blood, the Brad, the Billy Bob, the babies there was . . . really unflattering 1990s bathing suits with curious sheer cut-outs? (
Egotastic)
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Mena Suvari's crapper is delectable in a thong. Do we mean "butt" or "toilet"? Click here to find out the shocking answer! (
Drunken Stepfather)
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Anne Hathaway's boyfriend was arrested for bouncing a $250,000 check. Aw, that could happen to anyone. Oh, wait, we though that said "$2.50 check". (
Celeb Warship)
• Who wears assless shorts?
Gisele Bundchen wears assless shorts. (
I Don't Like You In That Way)
• I got fingered by
Megan Fox (and it felt like a kiss). (
Hollywood Tuna)
• Lucky
Kristen Bell gets to pose on the cover of
Cosmopolitan next to the blurb "When Your Boobs Act Weird". (
Daily Stab)
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Jerry Seinfeld flipped his car. He's OK though, so we can all have a hearty guffaw or whatever. (
Holy Taco)
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Cameron Diaz is looking very Amazonian in GQ. (
Bitten and Bound)
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Tom Cruise takes Suri to the playground. Not to play, though. To have a series discussion about SPs and OC Clears. (
A Socialite's Life)
March 05, 2008
Anne Hathaway Gets Smart When She Gets Half Naked

It is somewhat hard to believe that the
Anne Hathaway of today is the same Anne Hathaway of 2004. Back then: tiaras, Disney movies, figurative chastity belt. Post 2004:
movies about giving BJs to gang members, rubbing her
yammos on Jake Gyllenhaal,
nipple-chewing on the high seas.. So it comes as no surprise that she'd even be willing to zazz up a PG-13 movie with some frilly lacy bra and panty action, as seen in these leaked
stills from the upcoming
Get Smart. Now go back up to the top of this entry and reread the first four words. Zing-a-zing-zong!
August 15, 2007
Anne Hathaway: Bikini, Boat, Boyfriend, BJ?
Anne Hathaway possesses blindingly shimmering tresses, creamy alabaster skin, and, possibly, a
cunty constitution. All of which make her one of the awesomest young actresses working today, and these pictures of her looking all hardbodied and fresh-faced in her cute bikini make her even awesomer. Especially when she's chewing on her dad's nipple and giving him a boner. Dad, boyfriend, whatever. Also note what she's doing to him on that lounge chair while he gabs on the phone and tilts his head back with ecstasy. We're not saying that she's giving him a blow job, but look at the position of her head in relationship to his body. If watching people simulate sex on cable softcore has taught us anything, it's that men's penises are located slightly north of their navels. Anne, you filthy little minx.
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March 07, 2007
Mr. Skin Presents March Nakedness 2007

Do you ever think to yourself, "Gee, I love basketball and the thrill of picking an NCAA winner, but there just aren't enough
titties during March Madness"? We're sure you have. Now thanks to Mr. Skin you can take the homoerotic joy you usually get out of watching strapping young men in silky shorts fondle balls and apply it to your love of all things mammary with
March Nakedness!
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March 06, 2007
Dear Anne, May I Fling Those Melons Around Like It's Harvest Season? Love Jake

Upon hearing that
Jake Gyllenhaal asked permission before feeling up
Anne Hathaway in
Brokeback Mountain, some people might think, "What a polite gentleman. He didn't want to offend her by mauling her funbags without her approval." We, of course, think, "He must have been really curious to finally know what those things feel like. He was probably too shy to ask to take a gander at her vulva."
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February 07, 2007
CNW Junk Drawer: Freakishly Huge Testicles

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Kylie Minogue's been given the cancer all-clear. And, apparently, the all-clear to get
unceremoniously dumped by that one guy who was in
S.W.A.T.
• Whoops,
Eminem and Kim are
NOT engaged again after all. They're married! Just funnin'.
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Anna Paquin gets
see through. But don't touch her! Or she'll suck out your life force! Ahahaha! Hahahaha! Because . . . because she's Rogue. Get it? Um.
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Heather Graham.
Bridget Moynahan.
Movie lesbians. Suck on that,
Tom Brady.
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Adrianne Curry is very, very
surprised that
America's Next Top Model wasn't the key to setting the modeling world alight.
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Christina Aguilera cooks in the nude for her husband. Most likely, bananas foster. Because he's a monkey, see.
• Seeing as how
Drew Barrymore has a fetish for annoying, facially unfortunate men (Tom Green, that dude from Hole, etc.), it's no surprise to learn that she may be
rubbing her business onto the smug, Shandling-esque mug of
Zach Braff.
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Mischa Barton has allegedly
dumped Cisco Adler not because he has freakishly huge testicles, but because everyone now knows that he has freakishly huge testicles.
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Charlize Theron is getting
sued for not wearing fancypants expensive free watches for tons of scratch. What a world! What a world!
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Anne Hathaway is all "Oh,
boo hoo hoo hoo hoo! I have beautiful hair! Waaaaah, my rack is rotund and perfect! Booooo, I'm famous and stunning! Pooooor me! Wah wah cry sob sob wah."
December 15, 2006
Talkin' Bout Nipples, Talkin' Bout Anne Hathaway Nipples

There was a time when we talked about
Anne Hathaway nearly every day. We drooled and wagged our tongues over the thought of her rumored hardcore beaver-baring scenes in
Havoc like a schnauzer presented with a snausage. But then we saw
Havoc. And while the knockers were nice, there wasn't anything more, and Anne was replaced by sure things, like Britney's bald beefbox. But today we will take a brief sojourn and return to Anne as she talks about her red-carpet sheer-dress debacle of yore.
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November 10, 2006
It's the Great Pumpkin, Anne Hathaway

You better make a hasty retreat,
Anne, before you end up as a puree of turnip Thanksgiving side dish on the buffet next to the Valentino pumpkin pie.
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October 30, 2006
Post-Halloween(er) Nudity (Un)Wrap-Up
Halloween tends to bring out the ribaldry in a lot of people, what with all the sexy kitty cat and sexy bunny rabbit and sexy nurse and sexy comptroller costumes around. So this morning, our thoughts turn to sin and we sit idly, twiddling our thumbs and waiting patiently for requisite nip-slip-though-skimpy-costume celebrity pictures to be released. A cursory frisking of the internets has turned up nothing so far, but we have plenty to fall back on; namely,
Marcia Cross nudie pics in a Glad bag,
Anne Hathaway laying down some baffling rules for getting naked, and
Lucy Liu learning the meaning of "European nudity" (hint: it has nothing to do with fine wine or bidets).
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September 22, 2006
Still "Flinging Those Melons Around Like It's Harvest Season"
And so Titty Friday continues. You'll certainly recall a charming
bedtime tale we relayed to you a few months ago, involving
Anne Hathaway complaining about costar Stanley Tucci continually elbowing her in the blammos on the set of
The Devil Wears Prada. In this picture from September 9th, it appears that time has not lessened Stanley's preoccupation with Anne's mams:

So either Mr. Tucci has a serious mammary fixation, or he's an unbelievable narcissist and can't tear his eyes away from the hairless twin globules that remind him so much of himself.
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June 21, 2006
The Devil Grabs Ta-tas
Anne Hathaway recently told
The Sun that during the filming of
The Devil Wears Prada, she had to admonish costar Stanley Tucci after he repeatedly elbowed her in the beans. But what do you expect from a guy whose name basically sounds like Can-ley Touchy?
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May 25, 2006
Anne Hath(Trouble Keeping the Stench)away
Anne Hathaway reeks like a sailor after two months at sea filled with nothing but Jameson and butt sex. Really. She said so.
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January 23, 2006
Save Your $9.50: Barerack Mountains
There are four reasons to see
Brokeback Mountain and they ain't gorgeous cinematography, a compelling storyline, delightful acting and a spare yet moving score. No, gentle reader, we speak of the four collective naked breasts of
Anne Hathaway and
Michelle Williams, and if you want to see them right the hell now, you will click on the little arrow thingie right here that says "More".
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November 07, 2005
Havoc Story #2083
Can't wait for November 29th to own your very own copy of
Havoc? The ever helpful chaps at Egotastic.com have delivered yet more advance clips from the film. And you can view them
here.
Anne Hathaway only delivers one little nipple shot, but she sure looks like she's having a good time writhing around on that couch and making that nipple stand at attention.
Bijou Phillips has her tits all over the place, but that's not exactly men landing on the moon or anything. So enjoy this little teaser and drink enough to pass out until November 29th finally arrives.
October 18, 2005
Breaking Nudes from the Chicago Int'l Film Fest
No, no, we're not literally breaking nudes, like Venus de Milo or nuthin'. We're just bringing you all the hot poop on the pretty famous ladies who are naked in movies that you will be seeing in the coming months.
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September 30, 2005
Cancel Your Plans for the Weekend; Screen Caps for Havoc Have Arrived
Are you sick of us talking about
Anne Hathaway in
Havoc yet? Of course you aren't, you dirty pervs. Do you want to see screen caps and video clips of said former princess in said dirty movie? Of course you do, you dirty pervs.
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September 29, 2005
Dude Puts Down X-Men Comic Long Enough To Give Us Details on Havoc
We try not to listen to crackpots posting on message boards, as we know that they’re usually fat dorks living in their mommy’s basement and working part-time at the local Blockbuster, but sometimes we can't help but believe. And most of those times include the movie
Havoc and
Anne Hathaway’s much-anticipated debut nudity.
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September 27, 2005
BREAKING NUDES: Chicago International Film Festival Lineup Announced
We Chicagoans like to complain a lot. Our sports teams suck, winter lasts about nine months, and the wind is constantly messing up our hair. But at last we have something that the rest of you don’t: The first (and possibly only) U.S. screening of the highly anticipated and probably boob-filled film
Havoc will happen at the 41st Chicago International Film Festival. Suck on that, Cleveland.
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September 19, 2005
Anne Hathaway and Michelle Williams Gat Naked for Some Gay Cowboys in Brokeback Mountain
We’ve all been hearing about Ang Lee’s gay cowboy movie
Brokeback Mountain for at least a year