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Ah, the curse of the couples reality show. Only Trista and Ryan remain standing amongst the Mystically-tanned ashes of Nick and Jessica, Bret and Jes, Flav and Brigitte, New York and a bunch of dudes, etc. And now, it seems that America's First Top Model, Adrianne Curry, and the middle Brady may be adding themselves to the refuse. Reports ABC Action News:

Former Brady Bunch star Christopher Knight threatened to leave his model wife Adrianne Curry when she posed for sexy lesbian photos (NSFW link!) - as a birthday gift.

The incident, which was caught on camera for upcoming reality show My Fair Brady... Maybe Baby, left the upset actor suggesting the couple separate.

The girl-on-girl photos, which Curry has since repeated with a pal for Playboy magazine, were supposed to end a feud over baby plans - but they started a new one.

In the tense episode, which will air in January, Knight says of the photo gift, "It is the physicalisation of my worst fears. It creeps me out. I want a separation."

We informally polled the men here at CelebNewsWire HQ, and it seems that Peter Brady has a case, because "my loved one presenting me with a gift of hot lesbo pics" nearly topped the list of "creepiest and worst relationship fears worthy of a separation". Right under "my loved one bringing Heidi Klum home for some no-strings-attached bicurious threesome action" and "my loved one bringing Heidi Klum and Monica Bellucci home for some no-strings-attached bicurious foursome action" more »

• Kylie Minogue's been given the cancer all-clear. And, apparently, the all-clear to get unceremoniously dumped by that one guy who was in S.W.A.T.

• Whoops, Eminem and Kim are NOT engaged again after all. They're married! Just funnin'.

• Anna Paquin gets see through. But don't touch her! Or she'll suck out your life force! Ahahaha! Hahahaha! Because . . . because she's Rogue. Get it? Um.

• Heather Graham. Bridget Moynahan. Movie lesbians. Suck on that, Tom Brady.

• Adrianne Curry is very, very surprised that America's Next Top Model wasn't the key to setting the modeling world alight.

• Christina Aguilera cooks in the nude for her husband. Most likely, bananas foster. Because he's a monkey, see.

• Seeing as how Drew Barrymore has a fetish for annoying, facially unfortunate men (Tom Green, that dude from Hole, etc.), it's no surprise to learn that she may be rubbing her business onto the smug, Shandling-esque mug of Zach Braff.

• Mischa Barton has allegedly dumped Cisco Adler not because he has freakishly huge testicles, but because everyone now knows that he has freakishly huge testicles.

• Charlize Theron is getting sued for not wearing fancypants expensive free watches for tons of scratch. What a world! What a world!

• Anne Hathaway is all "Oh, boo hoo hoo hoo hoo! I have beautiful hair! Waaaaah, my rack is rotund and perfect! Booooo, I'm famous and stunning! Pooooor me! Wah wah cry sob sob wah."

• Halle Berry might be preggo. For no other reason than to stick it to Julia Roberts.

• Justin Timberlake is just not that into Cameron Diaz. Sound the death gong.

• Adrianne Curry dons her new plastic breasts on the red carpet.

• Owen Wilson will break up a lady's marriage, then refuse to commit to her. Don't you know he's loco?

• Oh, Kid Rock. You may be an "American Badass" but you cannot beat up Tommy Lee OR a family of four.

• And to think we were one chlamydia-riddled hookup away from Federlohan!

• Console yourselves with more pictures of more Lohan in yet another bikini.

• You might keep calling Rosie fat and lezboish, Donald Trump, but you know what? Your wife is naked. That's right. We said it. Naked. How you gonna get out of this one, Trump? Huh? Huh?

• Though Donald might allow soiled Miss USA Tara Connor to pose for Playboy. Somewhere, right now, Vanessa Williams is saying, "aw HELL no."

• Pam Anderson really classed it up for her Howard Stern appearance.

• Leo DiCraprio has jumped on the bandwagon and adopted an African child. Well, like, she won't be coming back to America to live in his palatial homes or eat food prepared by his personal chef or be educated in the finest schools. She'll stay in her homeland and every once in a while Leo will send her a check or call her on the phone. So basically she's not getting a dad, she's getting a deadbeat dad. Nice.

The life of a former child star is usually not a charmed one. Sure, every once in a while you'll get your Lindsay Lohans or your Liz Taylors or your Brooke Shieldseses. But for every kiddie actor who manages to make the switch to legitimate adult star (and we don't mean porn), there are five Dana Platos, Mackenzie Phillipses, or (God forbid) Joey Lawrences. That's why the curious case of Chris Knight is so fascinating. He was Peter Brady, he grew up, he was well-adjusted, he went on a reality show, and he ended up greasing up his model/TV star girlfriend at the Lingerie Bowl. Does not compute. more »

What is it about going to Scores with Marcus Schenkenberg that makes Surreal Life costars mysteriously jump onstage and drop their tops? more »

Turns out Chyna and Marcus Schenkenberg weren't the only Surreal Lifers struck by Cupid's arrow. Actually, we think there may be an entirely different winged cherub assigned to reality-show stars, whose arrows incite their targets to drink too much and slurringly flash their genitalia, or grope former child stars in hot tubs. more »