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Ladies, let this be a lesson to you: if you are entertaining the idea of making it on tape with a fame-sucking paparazzo, said tape is probably going to be sold. And then everyone will assume you are a lesbian because you're frenching a dude whose chin looks like a porn star's poontang. Shocker of the year: Britney Spears's objectionable hump-chum of yore, Adnan Ghalib, is reportedly shopping around a sex tape. Splash sez:

"Word is that the video starts with Britney undressing," said the insider. "She was wearing some cheap clothes that she bought down there in Rosarito. The sex wasn't particularly kinky but Britney wears a pink wig throughout. At one point in the tape Adnan asks the singer to remove the pink bob but she refused. "Adnan tells her to take it off at one point and she says coyly, 'Take what off? There's nothing left to take off.'"

Well thank Christ for this mysterious source who's there to tell us that an episode of sexual intercourse begins with one of the parties removing clothing. Man, that sounds filthy! We're left wondering what completely lewd and depraved shit happened next. Kissing? Touching? more »

Good news, single men of America! Vixenish hot property Britney Spears might be back on the market! Me-yow! Down, boys! According to The Sun:

An insider told how "Toxic" singer Britney, 26, confronted Adnan after two video clips showing him out with mystery girls were posted on internet blogs. n one, he was caught briefly holding hands with a woman as they left a restaurant. Britney then checked his iPhone — and saw the sexy texts.

The insider said: “There were about a dozen from one girl, all sent on one day. They were pretty saucy stuff with sexual references — certainly not the sort you’d send to just a friend. Britney lost it and started yelling. She was demanding to know who sent the texts and shouting, ‘What’s this about? You’re cheating on me’.

“Adnan said the girl was just a friend, but Britney got more and more angry. Then she told him, ‘That’s it. It’s over’.

IT was a heart-warming love story for our time. Adnan fell for pop princess Britney the moment he set eyes on her through his long lens - then charmed his way into her life. But The Sun says she is better off without him. Adnan was one low-life frog who was never going to turn into a prince.

“Just before she told Adnan to go, she took the phone and threw it in the pool right in front of him. He didn’t even bother trying to get it out of the water.”

Ah, young love. And speaking bodies of liquid, The Sun also got their hands on a racy, randy note allegedly from Adnan to Britney that reads:

Britney,
Bebe I really miss you, lots, and lots and lots. Can't wait til you come home to a milky bowl of soup. Love you always.
Adnan

I drink your . . . milky soup? I drink it up? Ugh, what the hell.

• Britney Spears and Adnan Ghalib, married? Married? Yeah, married. Married? Yeah, married! Sheesh! (I Don't Like You In That Way)

• Miley Cyrus publicly apologizes for not wearing her seat belt. No seat belt is a slippery slope that leads headlong into Crotchflashtown and San Rehabton. (IMDb)

• Emma "Hermione" Watson gets slimed by Kirsten Dunst's leftovers. (The Sun)

• Bai Ling arrested for hamburglaring some gossip rags and a pack of batteries from an airport gift shop. Maybe she wanted to power up her G-spotter to use while gazing at herself in the fashion "What Were They Thinking?" section. (Celebitchy)

• Oh, shut your tamalehole, J. Lo. Nobody wants to steal your dumb old crusty old babies. (The Blemish)

• The Madamism of Hollywood. Waylon Flowers would be delighted. (Cityrag)

• Say what you will about Kim Kardashian, that sitter of hers is A number one. (HolyTaco)

• Amy Winehouse upgrades to Blake v. 2.0: all the creepiness none of the jail. Now with Magic-Gro Hair! (The Superficial)

• Aguilera debuts her infink. (Daily Stab)

• Kristen Bell gets rung! (Don't Link This)

Last night, while you were holed up on your Ikea couch eating a Totino's Party Pizza and breathlessly watching Intervention on A&E, a real-life intervention was taking place in Hollywood. And just like the show, there is mucho family drama, fighting in the streets, and tweaked wailing. Only the real-life one involved our favorite dainty blossom, Britney Spears. According to TMZ:

TMZ has been reporting for weeks that Britney's family and some professionals in her life have been planning a "creative way" to deal with her mental problems. It looks like the time has arrived.

Sources told TMZ "if it happens," it should happen this week. Last night, Brit's mom, Lynne, her dad, Jamie, cousin Alli, as well as Sam Lutfi and Adnan Ghalib all showed up at Britney's house and were all there at the same time.

Brit's mom and dad (and others) have known for months that a bipolar disorder -- and not substance abuse -- is at the root of her problems. They cannot involuntarily commit her (impossible under these circumstances) and Brit has refused to voluntarily enter a hospital or even undergo evaluation for the problem. But now the plan is underway.

Here's what's significant: Britney has not spoken to her mom for a while -- no contact at all. Last night, Britney and Lynne (along with Sam) left the house at one point and went to the drugstore, so it seems they are now interacting.

There were signs last night that Britney didn't feel as warm toward her dad, that she didn't want anything to do with him.

This move has been in the planning stages for well over a month. It should begin to unfold IF Britney cooperates, and that is the wild card.

However, Us Weekly reports that last night's coming together of Team Spears was a little more volatile:

Sources tells Us the fight was fueled by Lutfi's insistence she speak to her mother, Lynne, Lutfi wanting her to see a psychologist, as well as Lutfi's refusal to let Spears see her paparazzi boyfriend, Adnan Ghalib. Spears - who won telephone rights to speak to her kids Monday, according to court papers - then got into the car of another photographer named Felipe, and drove inside the gates of her home. It was then that her pap boyfriend, Ghalib, tried unsuccessfully to gain entry into her gated community. At 9:07 p.m. Spears' father, Jamie, arrived at the Summit home. After sitting outside the gates for a few minutes, he finally went inside. Spears' mother, Lynne, arrived soon after. At around 9.30 p.m. Spears left her home. She was later seen driving around Los Angeles with Ghalib by her side. Shortly after 11 p.m., Spears and Adnan returned to her home. At 11:15 p.m., Spears was spotted returning to the home. Jamie had left at that point. At 1:20 a.m., Spears went to nearby Longs Drugs with her mother, Lynne, and Lutfi.

Fighting with mom and gay BFF, cruising around aimlessly shortly before midnight, running to the drugstore for some late night Zingers. Sounds exactly like our teenage years in suburbia, only with less Denny's coffee and Nine Inch Nails tapes in the deck of the Dodge Omni, and more stretch marks.

It seems that Britney Spears is employing the tag-team approach to her genital companions these days. When one gets tired she sends him back to the side of the ring and tags in fresh meat. Only the tag team in question isn't comprised of only two cammo-clad Bushwhackers, but the entire fleet of paparazzi trailing her night and day. Our gossip Bobby the Brain Heenan, FemaleFirst, brings us an update in the adventures of Brit's pap attack:

Britney Spears has dumped her photographer lover and filed a restraining order against him.

The troubled star ended her relationship with Adnan Ghalib - who she is believed to have started dating last December - after discovering he was cashing in on his romance with her by tipping off his agency FinalPixx with photo opportunities.

Britney got her revenge on Adnan by inviting two photographers from a rival agency into her Los Angeles home at 2am on Sunday (20.01.08), saying: "Come with me, let's have fun."

As the group arrived at the property the singer's manager Sam Lufti brandished a paper he claimed was a restraining order banning Adnan, 35, from making money from photographs of the star.

Britney spent four hours with the two paparazzi drinking champagne and dancing to music including singer Amy Winehouse's album 'Back to Black' and one of her own LPs.

One photographer named Roberto said: "We had fun. Britney was funny, very relaxed, dancing a little bit and she carried her little dog all the time. Sam was telling us to not worry about Adnan because they have filed a restraining order against him."

Adnan - who was pictured buying pregnancy tests with Britney last week - insists is unaware of any restraining order because he has been at a family funeral.

He said in a statement issued on the FinalPixx website: "All I can say is that I have not been in contact with Britney since early Friday morning (18.01.08). The reason being that I had to attend a family funeral in Santa Barbara. My phone has been off during this time out of respect for my family. I am only now becoming aware of what is being said. I hope to be back home in Los Angeles soon and to be in contact with Miss Spears."

The Los Angeles police department say they are "not aware" of any emergency protective order issued against Adnan.

This is probably just Britney's way of rehearsing for her next music video. We hear she's thinking of employing every pap in L.A. as a backup singer/dancer in an effort to rid the streets of all qualified photographers. It's genius.

Just like your 35-year-old spinster sister, Hollywood is baby crazy. We're beginning to think that Governor Arnold secretly passed a law that every showbiz personality must spawn by the year 2010 or be forced to spend two years working the craft services table. Jennifer Aniston better start prepping her uterus, because we hear she's a mess with a chafing dish. more »