Oh, hey, look. It's TomFat, K-Hole, and Scientological Overlord Suri NoMiddleName Cruise in Italy.






We can gather a few things from these pictures. Namely, that the infant pictured closely resembles the one depicted in the infamous Vanity Fair spread, so either that's Suri, or the baby they rented for the shoot went on sale, and the couple were able to purchase her outright for all upcoming photo ops. Furthermore, it's nice to see that Tom, with his newfound lust for the more delicious things in life, didn't devour the child after mistaking her for a celebratory suckling pig or, perhaps, a Tastykake Honey Bun.

Mama Mia! Katie is nude-o! At MrSkin.com.

Grab a spoon and dig into some Tomamisu at MaleStars.com.