You may not have known that Sienna Miller and Jude Law have actually been together (TOGETHER together) for the past few months. But now, they are over for good. Finito. Officially. No, for real this time. Serious! No, don't roll your eyes at--oooh, you're asking for it, mister.

Queue up your Boyz II Men "End of the Road" cassingle, because your favorite nanny-diddler and "semi-famous" actress have imploded, leaving a trail of leggings, boho bags, and foppish scarves in their wake. Just in time, too--since these two have been together, we've seen Sienna turn from a poised-to-bust-out-into-the-superfamous actress to a tantrum-throwing waif with a shelved movie, and Jude turn from the world's most strokeable chunk of golden-locked, highly chiseled prime rib to this:


Apparently, they were able to keep it together for a while following Jude's indiscretion with his children's hired caregiver, but now, the magic is gone. A friend of the couple told the Daily Mail:

"Jude and Sienna decided it was over last week. Basically they had fundamental differences in their approaches to life. It was a mutual agreement because they both thought the relationship had run it's course. It's very sad for both of them. They both tried and tried to make it work but they couldn't see a future together and decided to separate."

No future? Mutual agreement? Pish posh. We know the real reason behind the breakup: Jude Law just really loves the city of Pittsburgh, and his beloved's constant, recent rants against the city really rankled him. Now Jude is free to head dahn to Picksburgh's Strip and pick up some chipped ham with the resta yinz, withaht fihr that Sienna'll make funna him n' at.

Sienna is single and quite naked at MrSkin.com.

And Jude is a foxy dude at MaleStars.com.