Celebrity sex tapes: not just a fad for also-rans and F-listers anymore. No, friends, esteemed thespian Dustin "Screech" Diamond and his Dirty Sanchez have elevated the previously mockable medium to a legitmate art form, and now even silver screen heavyweights are getting in on the action. Like . . . maybe . . . Scarlett Johansson? Possibly? Mayhaps?

Though the alleged "tape" was made without her knowledge. And it might not even be Scarlett at all. Very mysterious, this tale. For about a week, there has been a confounding message up at this website, claiming that the author, a sound engineer currently working on the set of a major motion picture, accidentally on purpose taped a very famous actress--who had left her mic on after a scene wrapped--shittalking with a friend, using the can, and administering a vehicular knob job to a gentleman who is not her significant other:

It all started when I was walking near the sound tent and my buddy waived me over, smiling and chuckling to himself. He handed me a pair of headphones and informed me that “____”’s mic was still on . . . she gets into a vehicle and shares some sweet talk with a guy. I thought she had a boyfriend, but I don’t recognize this guy’s voice. She asks him how he got his seat back and he informs her that the controls are on the side of the seat. There is some rustling, then the vehicle door opens. It is at this moment that I see the interior light of the vehicle across the way. She reclines the seat and gets back in. Skip ahead…there is some more sweet talk, then some more rustling, then they start kissing and so forth. THEN, for twelve minutes and forty seven seconds, she gives him the sexiest blow job I have ever heard capped off by the words “Yeah, cum”.

The site then goes on to give a hint; a large red "A". AKA The Scarlet Letter. But the real headscratcher here is the phrase "sexiest blow job I have ever heard". How many surreptitious blow jobs have these gentleman been aurally privy to, and what constitutes a sexy-sounding one? Extra-wet slurpage? Lamaze-style nose-breathing? Humming the Allstate jingle?

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