We're beginning to think that Lindsay Lohan is terribly naive and doesn't understand simple, straightforward insults. To Lindsay being called Firecrotch means that she possesses a fiery love in her loins that she wishes to spread to all the world's inhabitants (or at least the hot ones with trust funds). And Paris Hilton calling Lindsay a "coked-out whore" just means that she's really popular and full of energy and Paris really likes her. "Coked-out whore" is the new BFF, as in, "This is my coked-out whore, Lindsay Lohan."

X17, in their ever-increasing efforts to document every second of the lives of Lindsay, Paris, and Britney, brings us this tale:

It's no secret that relationships in Hollywood rarely last, but from BFF to enemies in less than 24 hours, that's got to be a record! Ok, probably no one really bought the "Paris and I are friends" routine from yesterday anyway, but last night the lovefest ended as the two had it out at Hyde!

An inside source at Hyde says that Paris told Lindsay "you're a f*cking coked-out whore; don't ever say you're my friend again!"

Lindsay left Hyde looking very upset, comforted by her mom, a DJ from the club and Brandon Davis(?), while new BFFs Paris and Britney take the party to Paris' house.

They also captured video of Lindsay being hugged by Greasy Bear Brandon Davis and Paris yelling to paps what sounds like "Tell Firecrotch she's no longer welcome!" That's funny, we thought all crotches were welcome at Paris's house.

Lindsay: still at MrSkin.com.

And Paris too.