Picture it. Hollywood. March 2006. Reese and Ryan are still the picture of connubial bliss, Jayden James Sutton Pierce Federspears is but a genderless flutter in Britney's womb, and we are the first people to report that Mischa Barton had a nude scene in the upcoming comedy The OH in Ohio. But now it is November, Reese and Ryan are through, Britney is freed, and as the first caps from Ohio make their way onto the internets, it turns out that Mischa might not be naked after all. All the leaves are brown. And the sky is gray.

Huh.



Well.



Yeeeeah.

Now, we were never very good at those magic eye paintings, and Where's Waldo? always left us scratching our heads, but we're fairly sure that we see a pair of thin, flesh-colored panties in all these pictures, as well as, possibly, a matching flesh-toned brassiere. Or maybe those are pasties. Or maybe the producers are planning on digitally adding comically oversized breasts post-production, a la Selma Blair in A Dirty Shame. Or maybe she was simply born without nipples. Egad! We have cracked the mystery of Mischa Barton! Thanks to our twins Bert and Flossie, and a little thing called cooperation.

Please to go to Egotastic! and peer at many more Ohio pics, in depth.

See a little more of Mischa at MrSkin.com.