GQ must've felt a little bad for old gal Lindsay Lohan. All the other starlets snapped up every other magazine's superlatives--ScarJo was named Esquire's Sexiest Woman, Jessica Alba nabbed the title of Most Kissable, and Beyoncé has the Best Booty. So the good folks at GQ created "Obsession of the Year" just for Lindsay, which is kind of akin to winning the "Positive Mental Attitude" award at cheerleading camp after "Prettiest Legs" and "Whitest Smile" have already been doled out.

This is: in or around GQ's upcoming Men of the Year issue.

Apparently, GQ must've thought that an entire issue filled with the rippling bodies of tons and tons of dudes might come off as a tiny bit gay, so a short and fairly funny Lindsay interview with accompanying Terry Richardson pics were included:

Does it make you sad that celebrity magazines never write about you?
It does. I really wish they would do more. I’m trying to become friends with all the cool famous people, the ones that go to clubs all the time—try to get into those tabloids a little more.

Tell me about an average day in the life of Lindsay Lohan.
It starts out with a 5 a.m. hike through Runyon Canyon to watch the sunrise. Then I go outside, and I try to find the paparazzi. I go down to Robertson Boulevard, try and search for them, find them, and bring them food.

And then what do you do at night?
Well, of course, I’m sitting at the computer all night.

So what exactly is she trying to tell us with that last shot? A. Tabloids can suck it and burn in hell? B. Hello, men, I will seductively pose amongst you with my finger in my mouth, but don't get too close because you will be totally PLAYING WITH FIRE? or C. "FIRECROTCH"?

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