Kevin Federline is begging Britney Spears to take him back. Obviously this is motivated by a deep commitment to his home and family and a love for his children and a devotion to his wife. It has nothing to do with the fact that he'll soon be a charter member of the Burger King layaway plan.

According to The National Ledger:

A report from AZ Central cites Britain's Grazia magazine who claims that a source says:

"Kevin spent last week begging Britney to take him back. Kevin is stunned and he's been crying. He said he would do anything to get Britney back. He knows he's nothing if he doesn't have her in his life and realizes he has made a major mistake."

The source added: "He sent flowers and chocolates to Britney, but she asked an assistant to put them somewhere where she wouldn't have to look at them. He's also left voice messages, singing her love poems, but Britney hasn't replied."

K-Fed is going traditional - according to the item - including singing her love poems and sending flowers. However, reportedly Britney is scrubbing the house of anything Federline.

The source said: "Britney says one of the perks of their break-up is getting her beautiful house back. His stuff was always messing everything up, littering the house with CDs, ashtrays, nicotine-smelling clothes and men's magazines.

"It has all been taken away now, there is no sign he ever lived there."

Britney isn't completely free of Kevin, though. Just wait till Sean P starts talking and needs a snappy comeback to Britney telling him he has to eat his peas or he doesn't get dessert: "I'm a pimp baby, word. Fuck a mommy."

Britney--pre Kevin--at MrSkin.com.