Bobby Brown has knocked up Super Head, a.k.a. Karrine Steffans. Apparently whack crack gives sperm super powers to defy modern medical science and all the rules of logic.

See, Bobby supposedly had a vasectomy. Although it's quite plausible that the following scenario happened the first time he sampled the Super Head: "Ah, nah, baby, I ain't need no rubber. I gots it all taken care of. Snip snip. No more babies. I can't pay for another one anyway." Either way, Bobby's goona be a daddy. The National Enquirer got the scoop:

A source tells the publication, “When Karrine found out she was pregnant she was so angry because Bobby had told her he couldn’t have more kids.” Steffans and Brown are reportedly making plans for a reality TV show focusing on their romance.

While the prospect of Bobby Brown displaying his "black love" with a whole new woman and eagerly anticipate the intimate knowledge of Karrine's dootie bubbles, we really can't wait till Bobby's newest baby (we'll call her Bobbi Karrine) hits thirteen and learns the ways of MySpace from older half-sis Bobbi Kristina. Although by that point teenagers will probably think MySpace is for old prudes who are too uptight to post their hardcore porn videos on the internet like all the cool eighth graders. Plus she'll feel the pressure to live up to Momma's reputation for giving the best blowjob this side of Monica Lewinsky. Girl's gonna have a hard road.