Now that Britney has extricated herself from the dastardly clutches of Fed, she's smiling more. Instead of the dour, pinched looks she's been sporting for the past year and a half, we've seen her grinning, laughing, gasping, and being more animated in general. Similarly, a metaphorical cage appears to have been lifted from her bosom. Not since the "Toxic" days have we seen Britney's baps looking so joyous. So, on this post-election day, post-Britney Liberation Day celebration, we offer you this handy Guide to the Many Moods of Britney's Breasts.

Chipper!


Exultant!


Funky fresh!


Pensive!


Bi-curious!


Stoic!


Political!


Britney's rack is emotional at Egotastic!

Celebrate! Britney will soon be hot again. Check her out at MrSkin.com.