Ah, we get it. Britney saw The Break-Up and was inspired by Jennifer Aniston's celluloid move of waxing off her nether wig to tantalize her ex.





Yes, indeedy! Show off your bald beav to throngs of strangers. That'll teach the Fed not to treat you like an ATM with an oft-full womb! Boy oh boy, you are learnin' him but good!


You know the drill by now. Cut, click, panty hamster.

Yep. That's a vagina all right. You know how you take a word and say it over and over and over and over again until it loses its meaning? Well, Britney's biz is like the pictorial version of that phenomenon. The first time you saw it--lo, two scant days ago--you were like, "HOT DIGGITY DONUTS! BRITNEY SPEARS! POON! BLOW ME DOWN!" The next time, you were all, "Hey, there's . . . there's her stuff. Again." And now, you're thinking, "Vagina. Vagina. Vagina. Vagina. Vagina. Vagina. Vagina. Va-gi-na? Weirrrrrrrrrrd."


One interesting aspect of Britney's newfound indiscretion coupled with HD pics is that you can actually clock the rate of her pube growth. We'd predict her last shave was Sunday night. Time to bust out the Lady Schick, B.

You will not see nearly as much of Britney's business at MrSkin.com as you see right on this here page, but at least she looks hot there.