When you hear the word brawl you probably think of a seedy barroom with a sticky mixture of piss and Pabst covering the floor, where patrons are eighty percent beard and leather. And names like Mickey Rourke or Colin Farrell probably pop into your head. But these days equality reigns and brawlin' ain't just for drunken Irishmen in saloons. Sometimes someone like Brandy gets a little worked up when reading from Leviticus in a Bible study class and has no recourse but to throw some chairs.

According to the San Francisco Chronicle:

R&B star Brandy has slammed claims she was involved in a fight that broke out during a Bible study meeting in Los Angeles recently.

Reporter Jawn Murray claims the singer left a Scientology meeting and came directly to a Bible study class at First A.M.E. Church.

According to Murray, Brandy was challenging some of the principles of Christianity when the discussion became heated and chairs were thrown, which led to Brandy and her entourage being escorted out of the church.

The singer's representative, Courtney Barnes, slams the story telling EURweb.com, "The whole middle portion of the story is [bleep]."

So that means the beginning and end are not "shit", as we assume the final word to be. Brandy did attend a Scientology meeting and was also escorted out of a Christian church, even if there were no Geraldo-esque chair-throwing tantrums involved. We're just going to assume that Brandy stood up in her pew and yelled, "God is dead! Long live L. Ron!" and invited the entire congregation to join her for an auditing session for the low low price of $399.95.