This is a picture of Brad Pitt on the cover of the December issue of Vanity Fair. He's wet, he's in his underwear, and he's f-ing pissed. That's right. While Brad Pitt is screwing every red-blooded American man's fantasy, he is getting mad that bored and dissatisfied women are picturing him in his wet, partially see-through drawers instead of focusing on how badly their schlumpy and inattentive husband needs to trim his back hair. God, Brad, you are so selfish.

If Brad's mad about Vanity Fair, we're guessing he wouldn't like you looking at his pictures at MaleStars.com. But that won't stop you, now will it?