Darling little bundle of secondhand bong smoke Sutton Pierce Federline turned one month old yesterday, although we all have yet to receive official confirmation from the Spears-Federline camp. In a recent radio interview, K-Fed let it slip that not only might the child's name not be Sutton Pierce, but that he might be a she. At this point, we're not even sure Britney gave birth to a baby and not, say, a pangendered Schmoo.

Kev appeared on some wacky Seattle morning show and had the following head-scratching chat with hosts "Jackie and Bender":

Jackie: There’s rumors that Sutton is not a boy. Have you heard that?
Kevin: Only from my friends, cause I haven’t told them so I haven’t told them anything and my wife hasn’t spoken to anybody about anything, so…
Bender: Cause word has it that she’ll reveal the news the week your cd drops.
Kevin: Um, I don’t know, that might be all rumors too.
Jackie: Isn’t that strange when you hear that, when you have a child and people tell you the sex is a different one.
Kevin: Yeah it’s crazy. Well it’s even crazier when people are telling me my child’s name.
Bender: Oh so Sutton is not the baby’s name—
Kevin: Oh yeah there you go.

Yes, Kevin, there we go, indeed. Sutton might be named Sutton but he might not be, and he might be a boy and he might be a girl, and Kevin Federline is a shitty friend who won't even tell his peeps about his baby, and the baby might, in fact, be used as a publicity pawn to sell its father's shoddy (c)rap music. Yes, indeed, everything is crystal clear now.

Britto, before her stint as a Federline offspring factory, is at MrSkin.com.