The above picture captures Paris Hilton and Nicole Richie waiting at a valet stand after exiting an eatery together. Now you know that feeling of peace and love and gratitude that your grandparents felt at the end of World War II. It's totally the same thing.

Do you ever get the feeling that they're just effing with us? That maybe they've been friends all along but they wanted to see how far we would take it if they stopped being seen together in public? We're not quite sure this is possible, considering the diminished intellects of those involved, but then perhaps when one frees up the brainpower necessary in chew, chew, swallow, digest, otherwise unthinkable acts of intellectual savvy are possible. Perhaps next Nicole will put her powers to good use by giving Kim Jong-il a good talking to or tracking down Osama Bin Laden or cheering up poor sad Jennifer Aniston. But then again, this photo makes us think that the only thought in Nicole's head is "Braaaains."





Brains are rather low in calories, we hear.

See the complete Paris and Nicole photo suite at X17.

Nicole teases at MrSkin.com.


But Paris goes all the way.